Nelson: Is that a computer game?
Randy: No, r-tard, it's an MMORPG. These are real people I'm playing with. See, I'm a hunter, level 2. I can chat with all these other people. I can even wave to this guy, see? Hello. (his character waves to another character, who waves back). In the outside world, I'm a simple geologist, but in here… I am Valkorn, Defender of the Alliance. I've braved the Fargodeep Mine, defeated the bloodfish at Jerod's Landing--
(the nerd's character kills Randy's character)
Nelson: Hmm. Looks like that guy just killed you.
Randy: What? Why? WHY?!