South Park

Season 10 Episode 8

Make Love, Not Warcraft

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Oct 04, 2006 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Warcraft Exec #1: Fellow board members, we have a problem. Somebody in the World of Warcraft is ignoring the world's rules and is going around killing innocent players.
      Warcraft President: Why kill innocent players? The game is about finishing quests.
      Warcraft Exec #2: We got to delete him from the server!
      Warcraft Exec #1: We can't. Whoever this player is has played Warcraft so much, that he has reached a level we thought unreachable. He's actually able to kill our admins! And he grows stronger every day!
      Warcraft Exec #3: Jesus!
      Jim: I've got to get home; my kids are playing World of Warcraft right now!
      Warcraft Exec #1: Jim, Your kid's characters are already dead.
      Jim: No, no. They just started playing!
      (Jim starts crying)
      Warcraft Exec #2: What kind of person would do this?
      Warcraft Exec #1: Only one kind, whoever this person is, he has played World of Warcraft nearly every hour of every day for the past year and a half! Gentlemen, we are dealing with someone here who has absolutely no life.
      Warcraft Exec #3: How can you kill that which has no life?

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