Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

Season 10, Episode 10, Aired
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Cartman, South Park Elementary’s new hallway monitor, takes it personally when he finds out that a teacher has been kissing a student in his jurisdiction. He helps Kyle stop his little brother’s affair with his “Nice” hot teacher.
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  • Trey Parker

    Voice of Stan Marsh; Eric Theodore Cartman; Herbert Garrison; Officer Barbrady; Terrance; Timmy; Ned Gerblanski; Satan; Randy Ma

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    Mona Marshall

    Voice of Sheila Broflovski; Linda Stotch; Various Others [ episode 50+ ]

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    Matt Stone

    Voice of Kyle Broflovski; Kenny McKormick; Gerald Broflovski; Pip Pirrup; Jesus; Jimbo Kearn; Phillip; Saddam; Various Others

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  • Funny

    10
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    By ninjyte, Jan 21, 2012 Report Abuse
    This was a very funny episode, and you didn't have to even know the parody of the original dog to know it was funny. Cartman gets a crew up and actually helps Kyle to get his brother back from a teacher who Ike and the teacher are in love. Cartman makes a theme song and tracks her down since she was in Cartman's halls and against the school policy, with no hall passmoreless

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  • Humurous, but not funny

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    By MiZark_TheGreat, Apr 11, 2010 Report Abuse
    The actual \"Dog the bounty hunter\" rib was funny, and comical as Cartman continued to tell his offenders to \"go with christ, bro.\" For anyone who has seen a couple of the \"Dog\" shows, then you would understand.

    As for the main plot, I realize that the sex/teacher scandals seem to be in the news, but... I just didn\'t enjoy this one as much. The only time I laughed at this plot was when the music sequence hit... but not because of the dialog. I can\'t rate this show horrible, due to Butters bathroom incident, but it wasn\'t a stand out episode either.moreless

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  • Eric Cartman is....THE DAWG!.......

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    By cakeybagelsoup, Aug 12, 2009 Report Abuse
    This episode is to correspon the adualts having sex withy clidren thing that was going around at the time. And how everyone acted bad to men, but not to woman. So let's take a look

    Story- Upon coming the hall monitar, Cartman patrolls the halls 24 seven. When he spots some garbage in the halls, he brings it back to thje kindergarden. It turns out that Ike has a crush on the teacher, and at the end of class, the teacher does too. so she brings ike home and has sex with him, but calls it tutoring to disguise it to his parents Kyle, upon hearing this, tells the polise, but they don't care, in that matter of fact, they all go nice in a sleek way.the endings very bizarre.

    good-the whole episode is great!!!

    bad- can't find anything bad bouts it.
    bottom line: if you're looking for a great song, child sex, and cos saying nice in a sleek way? then chek this out.moreless

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  • Soo Funny!!

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    By TvPatriik, Oct 03, 2008 Report Abuse
    This episode is so funny i was laughing soo hard.. Its one of the most funniest episodes on South Park!! The episode is about when ike is in love with Ms. Stephenson, the kindergarten teacher and he draws pictures of her and when she found out she explains to ike that there have been "teachers on the news lately who have been having relationships with young male students." but then, she admits she loves him as well. LOL its really funny.. and ive heard that this episode is a parody of the Debra Lafave teacher-pupil sex scandal, and the Dog the Bounty Hunter TV series.moreless

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  • Police say that a very young boy making love to a Hot teacher is nice.....

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    By candycane_24, Jul 31, 2008 Report Abuse
    I love it!I love it!I love it!I love it!I love it!I love it!I love it!I love it!I love it!I love it!I love it!I love it!I love it!

    This is the first time I saw Ike to have his own plot, good for him, but I'm not satisfied with his loss of virginity, although a kinder gardener having a relationship with his teacher is genius, not like the ones you see at the news.

    Cartman being the hall monitor, pretty cool, love the fact that it's a spoof of Duanne Chapman. Although I wish the quote "Respect my Authoritatah" was back.

    The way they animate Beth was really funny, she has giant boobs. Kenny would definitely love her.moreless

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    • Cartman catches Ike and his teacher making out in the hallway during class and turned them into the office. However, Cartman should have also been in class.

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    • The song used in the montage where Ms. Stevenson and Ike are dating is Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore by REO Speedwagon. Edit
    • Ike is the second boy (Jimmy was the first) to lose his virginity. Cartman also claims that he's had sex before in "Erection Day". Edit

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    • This episode was also known as "Nice." Edit
    • This episode is listed on TV as "Miss Teacher B... a Boy." Edit

  • Quotes

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    • Cartman: (singing) I have some bada$$ got to help me, I only have to pay them 50 bucks, you think you can get away without having a hall pass, you won't get away from me 'cause I'm the Dawg, I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg, you think you can get away without having a hall pass? Think Again! Edit
    • Cartman: Hall Infraction!!! Ms. Stevenson: Oh, ahhh, we were just heading back in. Cartman: You got a hall pass, brah? Ms. Stevenson: I don't need a hall pass, I'm the teacher. Cartman: Yeah, but where is his hall pass? Ms. Stevenson: Look, just let us back in. Cartman: Get down on the floor!!! Ms. Stevenson: We're going back inside Cartman: You like bear-maze, ice-head? Ms. Stevenson: Bear-maze? Cartman: Your going with Christ!!! Ms. Stevenson: Ahhhhhh!!!!!! Edit
    • Cartman: Look, brah, I had to bring you in, but I don't have any hard feelings against you, alright? Butters: Huh? Cartman: Here. You need a smoke, brah? Butters: Oh... Okay. (Cartman lights a cigarette for Butters) Cartman: You gotta give yourself over to Christ, brah. Butters: I do? (Coughing) Cartman: Jesus is Lord. You can go one direction in life, where you can just walk around hallways without a hall pass, or you can see the light, brah. Edit

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    • Current Events: What Cartman is referring to the Mel Gibson defense is what Gibson done when he was drunk. She had slept with Ike and said she was drunk while Mel Gibson was drunk and said anti-Semitic remarks about the Jews. Edit
    • Dog, the Bounty Hunter: The outfit Cartman wears as Hall Monitor is a tribute to Duane Chapman a.k.a., Dog, the Bounty Hunter. Edit
    • Current Events: This episode is parodying the trend of student-teacher statutory rape cases in the past few years, such as the one involving Mary Kay Letourneau, Pamela Rogers Turner, and the more recent one with Debra LaFave. Edit

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