Voice of Stan Marsh; Eric Theodore Cartman; Herbert Garrison; Officer Barbrady; Terrance; Timmy; Ned Gerblanski; Satan; Randy Ma
Voice of Kyle Broflovski; Kenny McKormick; Gerald Broflovski; Pip Pirrup; Jesus; Jimbo Kearn; Phillip; Saddam; Various Others
Voice of Sheila Broflovski; Linda Stotch; Various Others
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The license plate in Bono's car Stan and the butler drive says "Eins", "One" in german. Probably because Bono has to be the number one everywhere.
When Stan and the butler drive to Switzerland, the country code on the license plate is actually wrong. "D" stands for Deutschland (Germany), not Schweiz (Switzerland).
Stan said Randy has never won anything. Also, Randy sarcastically apologized to Sharon for not having Nobel Prize nomination. Both statements are wrong, since he won the Nobel Prize in "Spontaneus Combustion".
When Randy is being given an ultrasound, Gerald is seen in the group of guys with Randy as the doctor shows the turd inside him. A few seconds later though, it shows Gerald entering the room announcing some new news.
They say Bono's weight is 80 Courics which means he weighs 200 pounds.
Society Leader: Does Bono want the biddy?
Jimbo: You guys shoulda seen the crap Randy took last night! It was honestly, the biggest crap anyone has ever taken. Ever.
Randy: Well I don't know about ever...
Jimbo: I'm tellin' you this thing was the size of a freakin' football.
Randy: I guess it was pretty big.
Stuart: A football? That's amazing.
Randy: Look what your old man made.
Stan: No way!
Randy: Huh? Never seen one that big, have you?
Stan: No, never.
Shelley: Gross, Dad, sick!
Sharon: All right, will you flush the toilet now?!
Randy: I'll try, but I don't think- wait wait wait wait a minute. I gotta call Jimbo first.
Randy: Well he's gotta see this.
Stan: (to Bono) Hi, my name is Stan Marsh. My dad is trying to beat your record for biggest crap.
Bono: Oh, right. He can't make it to Zurich, right?
Stan: That's kinda what I'm here for. Do you really need the biggest crap record? Could you maybe see your way to just letting my dad have this one?
Bono: Let him have it? Why would I do that?
Stan: Well, you gotta understand sir. My dad's never won an award for anything. Ever. He doesn't have one single trophy. I mean, even I have a second place trophy for "Most Sports Illustrated Subscriptions Sold."
Bono: (boasting) I have the first place trophy for that.
Gerald: Guys, we have a problem. I talked to the FSM and they say Randy has to take the crap in Zurich.
Randy: In Zurich?
Gerald: They say Bono is demanding it and that their hands are tied.
Doctor: I'm sorry, Mr. Marsh. I cannot condone you traveling on an airplane in your condition. It is never safe to fly during your turd trimester.
CNN Anchorman: Tonight, a possible attack on Iran may mean the beginning of a new war in the Middle East.
Sharon: (watching the news) Oh no.
CNN Anchorman: But first, the record for the world's biggest crap. Will it again be broken?
Stan: Dad, um, I think dinner's almost ready.
Randy: (crying) I almost did it. I almost made something of myself. You know, when you get real close, you start to think that maybe your life's gonna matter. I mean, this was something I made, something that came from me, that was a part of me...the only thing I ever made that was any good.
Stan: Gee, thanks a lot Dad.
Randy: You're welcome. (sniffle) And I just know that this late in my life, I'll never come so close to finally having meaning.
Doctor: Well, there's no doubt in my mind Mr. Marsh. You are constipated.
Randy: Thanks for the news flash, I haven't taken a crap in over 3 weeks. The question is why?
Doctor: Well what food have you been eating?
Randy: P.F. Changs mostly, good stuff.
Doctor: I'm going to prescribe a laxative. But I must warn you. When you do finally pass this stool, it might be very painful.
Randy: How painful is painful?
(Cuts to Randy on toilet)
Randy: (crying) I'm sorry I can't crap like Bono.
Stan: (to Bono) At some point can't you just kinda...F**k off?
Stephen: If you walk away now, you'll always wonder...How big a crap...You could have taken.
Sharon: All this over what guy took the biggest crap!?!
Bono: (upon hearing his phone ring) Oh, excuse me, I must be getting another award.
European man: (while examining Randy's stool) I believe I detect some cabbage as well.
Randy: (looking in the toilet) That...Is...Huge.
Cartman, Kenny and Kyle don't appear in this episode. This is the first episode in which Stan appears, but none of the other three boys do.
The television in the Marsh's house says Fony, another obvious pun on Sony, the electronics appliance company.
The part where Bono's dad gives him "bitty" is based on the character Harvey getting bitty from his mother in the British comedy Little Britain
King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters:
The way that Randy and Bono are competing for Biggest Crap is very reminiscent of the battle that Billy Mitchell and Steve Wiebe had for who had the highest Donkey Kong Score as seen in the 2007 documentary, The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters. Especially Bono sending in the tape of the record breaker and it being accepted without being fact checked and the former champion continuing to change the rules so they he can't lose his record.
"Hello, hello!" and "Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea!" are both parts of the song by U2. Bono is of course the vocalist.
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