South Park

Season 9 Episode 1

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Mar 09, 2005 on Comedy Central

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    • Mrs. Garrison: But I paid five thousand dollars to be a woman. This would mean I'm not really a woman, I'm just a guy with a mutilated penis.
      Abortion Doctor: Basically, yes.
      Mrs. Garrison: Oh boy, do I feel like a jackass.

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