South Park

Season 9 Episode 1

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Mar 09, 2005 on Comedy Central

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    • Police Officer: So let me get this straight: that woman over there was trying to get to her balls, which were in the knees of a black child whose father is a dolphin.
      Stan: Yeah, that's basically it.
      Police Officer: Sounds like an open-and-shut case.

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