South Park

Season 9 Episode 1

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Mar 09, 2005 on Comedy Central

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    • Kyle: Mom? Dad? What's a sex-change operation?
      Gerald: What? Um, nothing. I'll explain it to you when you're a little older.
      Kyle: But our teacher, Mr. Garrison? He just had his penis made into a vagina. How come?
      Ike: Penis!
      Gerald: Your teacher had a sex change? Oh my God!
      Ike: Vagina!
      Gerald: That does it! I'm taking you boys out of that school!

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