Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Season 3, Episode 15, Aired
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Episode Summary

Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of ten vignettes featuring the cast of "South Park" performing Christmas songs. Included are new interpretations of classic songs, and two entirely new songs: "Christmastime In Hell" by Satan and "Merry F**king Christmas" by Mr. Garrison. One of the vignettes is a lounge act by Jesus and Santa Claus, singing songs about themselves.moreless
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  • Trey Parker

    Voice of Stan Marsh; Eric Theodore Cartman; Herbert Garrison; Officer Barbrady; Terrance; Timmy; Ned Gerblanski; Satan; Randy Ma

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    Matt Stone

    Voice of Kyle Broflovski; Kenny McKormick; Gerald Broflovski; Pip Pirrup; Jesus; Jimbo Kearn; Phillip; Saddam; Various Others

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    Mary Kay Bergman

    Voice of Wendy Testaburger; Liane Cartman; Sheila Broflovski; Sharon Marsh; Mrs. McKormick; Mayor McDaniels; Ms. Crabtree; Princ

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  • a Poor South Park Holiday episode.

    4.8
    "Poor"
    By SolidRave, Feb 19, 2011 Report Abuse
    Mr.Hanky's Chirstmas Classics episode is a musical episode. The songs on this episode is taken from south park's Christmas CD. There is only one good song/video sequence on this episode. The only good one is Merry F***ing Christmas. This episode could be called the weakest episode in the entire series. It is the weakest Christmas episode for sure and also the weakest episode in season three also. None of the songs are funny either except the one I mentioned. This episode is the bottom of the barrel for Southpark. Don't waste your time watching this piece of garbage, the CD failed and so does this episode.moreless

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  • The spirit of christmas is dieing and Stan and gang wants it back. Except for Kenny who dies.......... So they team up with Mr Hankey and his kids and his drunk wife who wants to strip.moreless

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    By p00ptooth, Feb 19, 2011 Report Abuse
    Oh No!!!!!!! The spirit of Christmas is dieing and who is there to rescue? MR. HANKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!of course. So as people start forgetting Christmas Stan and the guys make a short anime film where they try and teach people that its not about the love and kindness or anything like that. It's really about the presents!!! They play around with the idea of the idea that there is no point of christmas............ exce[t for presents of course. So I think that even though it wasn't the greatsest or most e[ic episode, I still think that it is a very good episoede.moreless

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  • I don't think I'll ever rate another episode this highly. 100th review!

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    By s1bbald, Feb 19, 2011 Report Abuse
    My god! How close do you want to get to a perfect episode? I was in hysterics for the whole episode, except for the Jesus/Santa duet part, that's why this episode didn't get a ten. The Mr. Hankey song at the start was a great introduction and the dradle song has been on my personal playlist for years. Hitler's Ein Tannenbaum song was touching, showing that even evil masterminds can celebrate Christmas. The three funniest things in this episode were Christmas Time in Hell, little Hitler nailing the jew with a snowball and Cartman's version of 'O Holy Night'. If there's ever an episode better than this, it'll be getting a 10.moreless

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  • This episode was made in memory of Mary Kay Bergman, whose bipolar disorder caused the death of her.

    8.5
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    By AaRoN122894, Feb 05, 2011 Report Abuse
    Most of this episode was trash. I hate that piece of crap (literally!) Mr. Hankey and I hate the episodes that make jokes of God, Jesus, and Satan, but this one was different. I thought it was nice to see Matt Stone and Trey Parker deticate this episode to the woman who could do over 20 voices: Mary Kay Bergman. Those flashbacks at the end were so sweet, and I feel so bad that she commited suicide. So anyways, I give this episode a good score (which I rarely do on any show) not because of the clever plot, but because it was deticated Mary Kay Bergman, a wonderful voice actress, who died way before her time.moreless

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  • Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

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    By djjoe60, Oct 21, 2007 Report Abuse
    After a couple of bad episodes in Season 3 - there are at least three (the same number as in the Season, three!)excellent episodes in the series. Rainforest Schaminforset, Hooked On Monkey Fonics and this fresh plot treat - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics which is full of offensive and hilarious little colourful songs that make you laugh, cry and dance.
    Some of the classic tunes such as "Hark Hear The Bells" are remade by the Mmmkay`-ing Mr. Mackey and a very funny little racist tune "Merry F****ng Christmas" by Mr. Garrison. Enjoy this classic :D
    :D Let us not forget Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics.moreless

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    • In Response to: "I know it was probably all part of the song Mr. Garrison sang, but christmas is celebrated in Japan." He sings: "In Japan everyone lives in sin." and "On christmas morning all they do is eat a cake." Meaning he's telling the Japanese people that they REALLY have to celebrate. Edit
    • I know it was probably all part of the song Mr. Garrison sang, but christmas is celebrated in Japan. Edit
    • Remember: In the movie, when Saddam Hussein is singing "I Can Change", he discusses his childhood, and what he looked like as an infant was just his same picture of his head, just has a tinier body. So...you get the picture... Edit

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    • During Mr. Garrison's song, a bulletin board titled "Our Pets" has a picture of a 'visitor' tacked to it. The visitors, case you don't know, are the gray aliens featured in the first episode that make tiny cameos throughout the series. Edit
    • Most of the characters shown at the end of the episode that were women were played by the same woman, Mary Kay Bergman who died just a month before this episode aired. Edit
    • One musical number from this episode, the Jesus-Santa duet, does not appear on the CD. This was because Matt and Trey were unable to clear the rights to some of the songs in time for the CD's scheduled release. Edit

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    • Santa: Ok Jesus, here's one you might remember. (begins singing Duran Duran's "Rio") Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. Just like that river twistin' through the dusty land. Jesus: Uh. Santa, Santa, Santa, that's not a Christmas song. Santa: I know, but there's, like, 300 Jesus Christmas songs and only four f***ing Santa ones! Edit
    • (Shelly is trying to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but Stan and Kyle keep laughing at her.) Shelly (singing): Shelly is starting to get pissed, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day. Shelly got up and killed the turds on Christmas day in the morning! Edit
    • The Mr. Hankey Song: We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow But all of those stories seem kind of gay Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo Small and brown, he comes from you Sit on the toilet, here he comes Squeeze in between your festive buns A present from down below Spreading joy with a "Howdy Ho" He's seen the love inside of you Cause he's a piece of poo Sometimes he's nutty Sometimes he's corny He can be brown or greenish brown But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve He might come to your town Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo He loves me, I love you therefore vicariously he loves you Kid: I can make a Mr. Hankey too! Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho! I'm Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Season's greetings to all of you Let's sing songs and dance and play Now before I melt away Here's a game I like to play Stick me in your mouth and try to say "Howdy ho ho, yum yum yum Christmas Time has come" Sometimes he's runny Sometimes he's perfect Sometimes he's practically water Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass And won't fall in the toilet Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter And he won't drop off So you shake your ass around trying to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo When Christmas leaves, he must leave too Flush him down, but he's never gone His smell and spirit linger on Edit

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    • Newsman: Fighting the frizzies at eleven. The "fighting the frizzies" newsman is a reference to the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special. The only widespread copy of the special was taped with all commercials intact and a local TV station news teaser with a newscaster saying "fighting the frizzies at eleven" came at the end of commercial breaks. Edit

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