Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

Season 10, Episode 9, Aired
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Cartman reveals who masterminded the attacks of 9/11, while Kyle and Stan search for the real truth; meanwhile Mr. Mackey just wants to know who dropped the deuce in the urinal.
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  • Trey Parker

    Voice of Stan Marsh; Eric Theodore Cartman; Herbert Garrison; Officer Barbrady; Terrance; Timmy; Ned Gerblanski; Satan; Randy Ma

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    Mona Marshall

    Voice of Sheila Broflovski; Linda Stotch; Various Others [ episode 50+ ]

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    Matt Stone

    Voice of Kyle Broflovski; Kenny McKormick; Gerald Broflovski; Pip Pirrup; Jesus; Jimbo Kearn; Phillip; Saddam; Various Others

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  • perfect

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    "Perfect"
    By futuramarama, Jan 22, 2011 Report Abuse
    Kyle and Stan try to figure out what really happened on 9/11, and Mr. Mackey is determined to find out who took a dump in a urinal in the boys' bathroom. What really happened and who took the dump in the urinal!

    Good episode. Mr. Mackey was pretty funny in it. The only downside, for me, was the "Hardly Boys", who to me really were not that funny, they were more irritating than anything and I really was just plain old annoyed by them. But the rest of the episode was so good it still gets an A+ from me.moreless

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  • Im getting such a raging clue right now.

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    By crzza, Apr 05, 2008 Report Abuse
    Cartman reveals who masterminded the attacks of 9/11, while Kyle and Stan search for the real truth; meanwhile Mr. Mackey just wants to know who dropped the deuce in the urinal. This episode was flat out funny. I've never seen anything like it. I always knew it would just be a matter of time before South Park did an episode on Nine Eleven. It was more than I expected from an episode about Nine Eleven. I cant believe they could make Nine Eleven so darn funny though. Cartman's conspiracy theorys just went a bit too far in this one. Tagline "You just pull down your pants, squat right over the urinal. Maybe pull apart yours butt cheeks alittle with your hand and lay out a chocolate hot dog." -Mr.Mackeymoreless

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  • My new favorite episode.

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    By ozai890, Feb 23, 2008 Report Abuse
    This episode is about someone taking a dump in the urinal. Mr. Mackey is the first to see. He goes to Mr. Garrison's classroom and tells all the girls to go out in the hallway. He asks who did it. No one admitted it. Then, he said "M'kay! M'kay!" And while saying that, he was jumping from side to side. It eventually leads into 9/11. Cartman thinks it's a conspiracy. The Hardly Boys come to investigate the dump inside the urinal. The next day, Cartman says Kyle is responsible for 9/11. Kyle tells his parents that he's being blamed for 9/11. Then, the Hardly Boys come in again. Stan and Kyle go to a man's house, a man who believes that 9/11 was caused by the government. The FBI captures them. President Bush kills the man and Dick Cheney attempts to his Stan and Kyle with a bow and arrow. He misses. Stan and Kyle get out of the White House. Meanwhile, Clyde gets blamed for the dump in the urinal. They wound up seeing the man who got killed by President Bush. Stan and Kyle chased him into a dark alley when he got shot by a random guy. Then, the follow the guy and find out that's the Hardly Boys' father. President Bush and the others came inside the Hardly Boys' mansion. Then, the Hardly Boys found out who took the dump in the urinal. Stan pulls a gun out on Kyle. Stan was the one who took the dump in the urinal. The government said they would take the blame for the dump if Stan made websites about the government about 9/11. Stan has to clean the urinal at the end of the episode. Overall, I give this episode a perfect 10.moreless

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  • I'm getting such a raging clue!

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    By nineone14peace, Dec 21, 2007 Report Abuse
    This episode has a plot and a sub-plot, both very entertaining and funny! The plot takes after the title... someone has taken a dump in the boys urinal and Mr. Mackey isn't gonna let it go. The sub-plot involves the "conspiracy" behind 9/11. In the plot, the Hardly Boys are called in to investigate who might have taken the deuce in the urinal... and they get plenty of "raging" clues. In the sub-plot, Stan and Kyle attempt to find out the truth behind the 9/11 attacks. With a couple of twists thrown in and the Hardly Boys' great one-liners, this episode was awesome!!! "Let's follow that clue."moreless

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  • Who left a number two in the boys' urinal at school? Was 9/11 one big conspiracy? Mr. Mackey and Cartman respectively intend to find out in this reasonable episode...

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    By Jay-Spacedust, Oct 08, 2007 Report Abuse
    This is another reasonable episode from the show's tenth season.

    The mystery of who went to number two in the boys' urinal is typically crude but well written 'South Park'. Meanwhile, Cartman is out to prove that 9/11 was one big conspiracy. It wouldn't just so happen that Kyle is behind it, would it(!).

    The highlight of the episode is Cartman's 9/11 song. You just know that he wouldn't be 'investigating' 9/11 if he didn't have personal interests in it!

    The story has a great many twists and turns, and you never know in which direction it is going to head next. And the final revelation comes as a real surprise (I personally thought it was going to be the school cleaner!). Thus far, the second half of the tenth season is turning out to be far superior than the shakey first half.moreless

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  • Trivia

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    • Cartman says he's zooming in on tower two but it's really tower one. Edit
    • When Mr. Mackey is on the intercom after he says "Chocolate hotdog", you could see Principal Victoria in the background laughing. Edit
    • Mr. Mackey said south park elementary has more than 300 males. That likely says that there are about 600 students. Edit

  • Notes

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    • By Friday, Bush's voice was changed from a sinister voice to a standard impression. Edit
    • The website www.911truth.org is a real website. Edit

  • Quotes

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    • Cartman: So now, the inevitable question: if terrorists didn't cause 9/11, who did? (begins to use his fingers to show the numbers as he says them) Remember that there are in fact two towers. Two minus one is one; one one - 11; two minus one is one; one one, and there are nine members on Silverstein's board of directors. That's nine-one-one. Nine-eleven. And take 2 - 1 + 9/11 and you get 12, which leads us all to the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks. (click. Kyle now appears superimposed on the 9/11 picture already onscreen) Kyle! Kyle: Me?? Cartman: Twelve contains the numbers one and two, just like the toilet yesterday where somebody went number two instead of number one! And one and two with 911 and you get 914! Drop the 4 and it's 91! Exactly the score Kyle got on his spelling test twelve days after 9/11! Who has the most to gain from 9/11?! Kyle! Who was nowhere to be found the morning the towers fell?! Kyle! Who dropped the deuce in the urinal?! Kyle! But probably the most damning of all is the evidence seen in this photo of Tower 2! (clicks, and another shot of the Twin Towers is shown) When I zoomed in I saw what first appeared to be a blur, (zooms in on the picture, which just becomes pixilated) but when I computer-enhanced it, (the pixilation disappears as the picture sharpens - it's a drawing of an evil Kyle with a large, sharp knife in his right hand) You almost got away with it, you sneaky butt hole. Edit
    • Mr. Mackey: This is Mr. Venezuela, school janitor, M'Kay. He's the person who has to clean up when some trickster drops a dook in the wrong toilet. Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best, M'kay. He's got three kids at home, he's got a car that barely works, he's gotta clean up puke with saw dust, M'Kay. Then he walks into the boys' room and sees a big meaty chud staring him in the face. So when you crapped in that urinal, M'Kay, you might has well have just dropped your pants and laid a turd right on Mr. Venezuela's head. Edit
    • Cartmans 9/11 Song Cartman: (Singing) Is it wrong for me to ask questions? Is it wrong to seek the truth? I can't just blindly accept their version. I can't face my logic on proof. Almost all the evidence points one way, but I'm not Charlie Sheen in "Glorious Devan." I need to know what really happened on 9/11, 11, 11, 11, 11. What really happened, on 9/11? Of course, it's so obvious. How did we not see it before? Edit

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    • The Game: When Stan and Kyle are brought to the White House, the guy is shot. They later find out he is just an actor, which leads them to uncover the consperacy. Same thing happens in "The Game". Edit
    • The Wizard: The Chicago scene was reminiscent of a similar scene in the 1989 movie The Wizard. Edit
    • Current Events: The day of the original broadcast, an airplane crashed into an apartment building in Manhattan. Even though it was proven not to be done by terrorists, the pictures of the building on fire were reminiscent of the pictures of the World Trade Center on 9/11. Edit

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