South Park

Season 5 Episode 9

Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Nov 07, 2001 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Ms. Choksondik: Alright, children, now I've sure you already know, but the president has asked that all American children send one dollar to the children of Afghanistan. Now I've got a list of addresses and we're all going to chip in...
      Cartman: Ha! I'm not giving a dollar to those towel-heads!
      Ms. Choksondik: Eric, the Afghan people need our help!
      Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry, but I thought we're at war with these assholes!
      Wendy: We're at war with terrorists, fat-ass, not with Afghanistan! And the reason you'd care is so you don't give them a dollar!
      Cartman: (stands up) That dollar buys me a chocolate milk for lunch! What, you want me to get a regular milk for 50 cents?? Now look... It's not our fault that terrorists hate us; we're just kids. We're not the one's dropping bombs on them; we're just caught in the middle. It's not our fault.
      Wendy: The Afghan people are caught in the middle, too.
      Cartman: Yes, but they're sand-monkeys!
      Ms. Choksondik: Alright, children, settle down! We're all sending dollars to the children of Afghanistan, that's it, end of discussion!
      Cartman: (sits down) GODDAMMIT, I HATE REGULAR MILK!!!