South Park

Season 5 Episode 9

Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Nov 07, 2001 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Kyle: Stan, I don't think we're supposed to be in the military base; they might shoot us.
      Stan: I don't care; we're going!
      Towelie: (appearing in front of the boys) Don't forget to bring a towel!
      (Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny groan.)
      Cartman: Oh, no. Not Towelie...
      Towelie: When going some place new, you should always bring a towel!
      Stan: Okay. Thanks, Towelie.
      Towelie: You wanna get high?
      Cartman: No, we don't wanna get high!
      Towelie: So... You mean you don't like having Towelie around?
      Cartman: That's right!
      Towelie: So am I to understand there's been a..."Towelie ban"?
      (Towelie laughs and the boys groan loudly.)
      Stan: Goddamnit, get the hell out of here, Towelie!
      Towelie: (leaving) Alright, see ya!