South Park

Season 5 Episode 9

Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Nov 07, 2001 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Kyle: Remember when life used to be simple and cool?
      Cartman: Not really.
      Butters: (walks to the bus stop) Uh, hey. How's it going fellas?
      Stan: Butters! What the hell do you think you're doing??
      Butters: Well, I'm just standing around being a kid, why? How come you're wearing them oogy spaceman masks?
      Kyle: These are gas masks, Butters!
      Stan: Yeah, if you don't wear a gas mask, you'll be easily exposed to smallpox or anthrax!
      Butters: What?! Oh, Jesus! I don't wanna get the 'thrax, fellas! W-what do I do??
      Stan: There's nothing you can do…except stop breathing.
      Butters: Stop breathing??
      Kyle: Yeah, you can't get it if you don't breath.
      Butters: Oh, all right, then! (inhales deeply and holds breath)