Craig: Was there ever a moment, when you guys first came up with the genius plan to become a Peruvian flute band, that any of you said "Hey, you know? This plan might backfire." ... No. That never occurred to you. Because you guys are jerks. You never learn from your mistakes. And that's why everyone at school thinks you're assholes.
Kyle: That's not true! Kids at school like us. Don't they?
Stan: Yeah dude. The kids at school totally like us. Craig's just being a dick because we're having a tough time right now.
Craig: I'm being a dick?
Craig: You guys took my birthday money, got me arrested, sent to Miami with no way home except to take down the country of Peru - and I'm being a dick?
Cartman: There's no talkin' to this guy!