Craig: (narrating) My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave a check for a hundred dollars. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my hundred dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to the internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government said they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Stan: We didn't lie to you, Craig, it was a sweet idea!
Kyle: Yeah, how are we supposed to know that the flute bands would be outlawed?