South Park

Season 12 Episode 11

Pandemic 2 - The Startling

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Oct 29, 2008 on Comedy Central

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    • Craig: (narrating) My name is Craig Tucker. Last week, I stopped the Guinea Pirate from taking over the Earth. All the Peruvian flute bands were released, and drove the guinea creatures back to the Andes mountain. Many people have died, but mankind had prevailed. All over the world, survivors were found, living witnesses to the terror that had been seen. The Guinea Pirate lived, but was taken to prison to live out the rest of his days. And people all over the world learn to support their local Peruvian flute bands and buy their CDs for they protect us from the guinea creatures. As for me, I was returned home by Homeland Security. My parents were so happy. I realized that we don't always have control over what happen to us. We are but players on the stage of life. And I also learned to never listen when people come asking you for money.
      (Craig slams the door in front of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman dressed up as a mariachi band)
      Cartman: That guy's an asshole!
      Kyle: Yeah, what a dick!
      Kenny: (muffled) I f***ing hate Craig!

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