South Park

Season 5 Episode 7

Proper Condom Use

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Aug 01, 2001 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Chef: Hello there, children.
      Boys: Hey, Chef.
      Chef: How is sexual-education class coming?
      Stan: It's dumb. Mister Mackey didn't teach us nothing.
      Chef: Yeah, I don't think ol' Mackey knows a hymen from a hysterectomy. And Ms. Choksondik? I'd be surprised she's ever been laid in her life.
      Kyle: Yeah. Chef, what's "laid"?
      Chef: Oh, nothing. Now move along, children, you're holding up the line.