"Red Hot Catholic Love" is so good, it makes even some Catholics like me laugh out loud. Yet, despite its being offensive to many Catholics, it contains a very important message in the end.moreless
9.5
"Superb"
The story is simple: Father Maxi announces a Young Men's Catholic Retreat for the weekend, like a boat trip. However, all the parents think that Maxi is doing this in order to have sex with their children; even with their counselor to inform the children, the parents think that God invites the priests to sexually molest the children, so the parents become atheists. Meanwhile, after the counseling, Stan, Cartman and Tweek, and later Kyle, wonder why anyone would want to put anything up their butts. Cartman has a solution: if people eat food, they poop out of their butts, so he has to let the butts do the eating and the mouths do the pooping. So after Cartman succeeds (and wins the bet), all the atheists decide to let their mouths do the pooping.
Meanwhile, Father Maxi tries counseling the congregation to stop the child molestation, but from South Park to the Vatican, the congregation wants to continue being pedophile priests and having sex with children, since they say that the Holy Document of Vatican Law prohibits priests, bishops and cardinals from marrying women (which only deacons do). However, there is more to the Holy Document of Vatican Law than just the molestation laws, especially with the Gelgamek congregation and their Queen Spider around. Can Father Maxi find the Holy Document of Vatican Law and change it in order to save the world from losing faith in God to pedophilia?
"Red Hot Catholic Love" rocks for me! This is such a good episode that deals with, as well as makes fun of, the Roman Catholic sex abuse cases that happened a long time ago and continue to this day, even though the number of pedophile priests is very few. I just read that most Catholics tried to have the episode banned for making fun of Catholicism but lost. Of course, I'm a Catholic, but I don't seem to find the episode very offensive at all. Yes, some "pooping out of the mouth" scenes are a little offensive, but I still like it!
I love the part when Stan's father Randy dreams of the "Catholic Boat" scenes (a parody of the classic "Love Boat"), with pedophile priests, and Stan, Butters and Tweek as traumatized boys. The scene with Maxi counseling with the priests who want to continue being pedophiles is sure funny (sure, they molest children, but in the real world they also molest teenagers under the age of consent, though I wonder if priests can have babies if they have sex with young teenage girls). Oh, I also love the atheists' meeting discussing how to get rid of God from the Pledge of Allegience and money; the scene that parodies the Martha Stewart incident with Enron; the monk from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"; and especially Maxi as Pitfall Harry (I laughed out loud sooo much; hey, that scene also reminds me of playing "Pitfall!" from Atari when I was a kid). Oh, and Father Maxi discussing that anyone other than a deacon should marry women can be fornication, but I still laughed out loud.
I remembered at the end, when Father Maxi discusses the important message of what being a Catholic is all about: not only about Jesus, but about the Bible that helps to guide people in the right direction and keep their faith, and about not abusing it (and having Gelgameks and their Queen Spider control the molestation laws). That moral is so good, it should teach Jack Chick not to abuse the Bible and treat us Catholics and all other religions as evil and scare us into believing what he believes. (I even mentioned that moral to one deacon yesterday at church, and he is glad that I'm one smart Catholic!) Anyway, to quote Father Maxi, I'm a Catholic in today's real world, and I'm very proud to be one.
"Red Hot Catholic Love" has one very important lesson for you, no matter what religion you are. I like it so much because of all the clever plots that the creators thought up. I give it a 10 for the congregation scenes, and a 7.5 for everything else, especially the mouth-pooping scenes. Overall: a 9.5 out of 10! Whew!moreless