Wendy photoshops fellow cheerleader Lisa Burger, who then becomes popular. Kanye West trys to convince everyone that Kim Kardashian is not a Hobbit.
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether X-box or Sony will be the winner.
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.
Randy works as a security guard at the South Park Mall. Kids separate into Xbox1 & PS4 battle groups.
Religious leaders descend upon South Park to witness a Biblical prophecy that has been fulfilled. Cartman and Kyle are the only two at odds as the world embarks upon a thousand years of peace and harmony.
Mr. Mackie has Intellilink installed at South Park Elementary, it causes myriad problems so he keeps upgrading it, but nothing helps.
Ike goes through Canadian Puberty as a result of receiving steroid pills.
Goth Kids sent to a camp where they are turned into 'Emos'.
Cartman causes planes to crash while obsessed with thoughts of negroes rioting over the Trayvon Martin verdict.
Kids block their parents from spousal homicide TV shows.
Let Go, Let Gov - Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.