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South Park

Season 3 Episode 6

Sexual Harassment Panda

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Jul 07, 1999 on Comedy Central
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Episode Summary

Mr. Garrison invites the Sexual Harassment Panda to his class to tell them about the laws concerning sexual harassment in school. During the presentation, Stan calls Cartman a dirty name with sexual connotations, prompting Cartman to sue him. This turns the town into a hotbed of lawsuits, all being handled by Mr. Broflovski.moreless

Who was the Episode MVP ?

  • superb

    the kids learn about sexual harassment from the "sexual harassment panda", and soon cartman sues stan for allegedly sexual harassing him. when he wins, people start suing each other for basically no reason and keep winning. who will bring an end to all this madness?

    pretty funny episode with an OK plot, but the plot starts to get boring, i think, near the end. there were some funny parts scattered around but towards the middle i kind of just lose interest. so, because of all this, my final grade for "sexual harassment panda" is going to be a B+ methinksmoreless
  • This episode sees the boys embarking on a mission to get a spokesperson (who people actually listen too) to come back and tell them all to stop pressing charges against one another.moreless

    This episode sees the boys embarking on a mission to get a spokesperson (who people actually listen too) to come back and tell them all to stop pressing charges against one another.

    It sounds like a really good episode-and dont get me wrong, it is-but there is something you should know. Not only is it a good episode, it is also a really good episode.

    From reptitive (alebeit drunk) rednecks telling people how they dont take to kindly to nothin', to a whole island filled with overdedicated mascots. It is a great episode, which is why i give it a 9.3. Happy watching!

    See yas!moreless
  • A Panda comes to the school to teach the kids about sexual harassment. Then Cartman realizes that he could sue Kyle for sexual harassment. After a while everybody's suing everybody.

    This episode seemed like it never ended. The only funny part about this whole episode was when Cartman sued Kyle for sexual harassment; after everybody started suing everybody it got really boring. Kyle's dad's commercial was really stupid. What I am saying is this whole episode was stupid, boring, and not funny. This has got to be one of my least favorite episodes of the whole series. This would have been better if it was 15 minutes long. Then I wouldn't hate it so much. My question is "Why did they make this episode?" They just kept stretching it out to make it 30 minutes long but they made it seem like it was a hour long.moreless
  • Sexual Harassment Panda

    If you like Cartman then you might like this episode more than some others but if you think he is just annoying and a spoilt little brat then you will probably think nothing of it. If you love everybody around South Park then you will probably like every episode but probably not like this one much.

    I'm sure this episode is enjoyable due to the fact that it maybe everything that you wanted (in that you get to sue people and get everything that they own). A very interesting episode, this one does get silly near to the end though.

    :) Okay episode.moreless
  • With special guest appearance from the first overused South Park joke ever!

    This episode was fairly funny, but had some low points that I was disappointed with. I liked at the start when the Sexual Harassment Panda probably explained a bit too much to the children and Cartman explained what he thought sexual harassment was, only to be terribly wrong. The bar scene with the drunks who confronted everyone was an overused joke, which I didn't think was like South Park. The first one was funny because I thought, "What kind of drunk comes up with such intelligent questions?" The second one was silly though, because it was such a stupid question compared with the highly intelligent one he asked before.moreless
Trey Parker

Trey Parker

Voice of Stan Marsh; Eric Theodore Cartman; Herbert Garrison; Officer Barbrady; Terrance; Timmy; Ned Gerblanski; Satan; Randy Ma

Matt Stone

Matt Stone

Voice of Kyle Broflovski; Kenny McKormick; Gerald Broflovski; Pip Pirrup; Jesus; Jimbo Kearn; Phillip; Saddam; Various Others

Mary Kay Bergman

Mary Kay Bergman

Voice of Wendy Testaburger; Liane Cartman; Sheila Broflovski; Sharon Marsh; Mrs. McKormick; Mayor McDaniels; Ms. Crabtree; Princ

Isaac Hayes

Isaac Hayes

Voice of Jerome "Chef" McElroy

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (6)

    • According to the DVD commentary Matt and Trey say the Panda is actually Santa Claus as they have the same voice.

    • The lyrics heard in the song that sexual harassment panda sings are as follows:

      Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree
      Sexual Harassment Panda!
      Who explains sexual harassment to you and me
      Sexual Harassment Panda!
      Don't say that don't touch there
      Don't be nasty says the silly bear
      He's come to tell you what's right and wrong
      Sexual Harassment Panda!

    • One of the misfit mascots is a whale with "Use Lambskin Condoms" written on his costume.

    • Stan has asthma.

    • At the start, when Sexual Harassment Panda is singing, it shows Mr. Garrison beside him. Then it zooms into the panda, zooms out and Mr. Garrison is gone! He didn't move because it leaves that view, then goes back and Mr. Garrison is there, then switches again, and yet again Mr. Garrison is gone! - JB

    • When Kyles dad finishes the case with Cartmen vs Pip, it shows Kyle right beside his dad, then it zooms out and Kyle is gone! - JB

  • QUOTES (17)

    • Gerald Broflovski: Principle Victoria are you aware that my client was being harassed at your school?
      Principal Victoria: Well not any more than any other student.
      Gerald Broflovski: So you admit that harassment goes on?
      Principal Victoria: I don't know.
      Gerald Broflovski: You don't know, Your the principal!
      Principal Victoria: I can't be around them every second.
      Gerald Broflovski: So it does go on!
      Principal Victoria: Alright alright i killed him. I hit him over the head and I cut up the body. I tried to burn it but it wouldn't burn. Oh the smell of it. I put the legs in garbage bags and hid the torso under a bridge. I had to do it.
      (Principal Victoria starts crying)
      Principal Victoria: Oh god!
      Gerald Broflovski: Principal Victoria was Eric Cartmen called an a** Sucker yes or no?
      Principal Victoria: I believe so yes.

    • Mr Garrison: Now does anyone know what sexual harassment means? (Cartman raises his hand) Yes Eric?
      Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

    • Gerald: Did you, or did you not, hear my client being called an a*s-sucker?!
      Mr. Garrison: Yes.
      Gerald: And you did nothing.
      Mr. Garrison: Well, he is a little a*s-sucker.

    • Sexual Harassment Panda: "…Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make…"
      Stan: Ugh, dude, get me out of here!
      Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool.
      Stan: You would think that, you little a*s-sucker.
      Cartman: What did you call me?
      Stan: An a*s-sucker. It means you suck a*s. You see an a*s, you suck it. You're an a*s-sucker.
      Cartman: That does it! I am suing you for sexual harassment!
      Sexual Harassment Panda: Uh-oh.
      Stan: What?
      Cartman: You have… sexually harassed me for the last time! It says right here… that now I can sue you and take all of your money.
      Sexual Harassment Panda: That's right, he can.
      Stan: No you can't, you little a*s-sucker!
      Cartman: Oh, you did it again! You all heard him!
      Sexual Harassment Panda: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda."

    • Skeeter: Hey Panda Bear! We don't take kindly to your types around here.

      Bartender: Now Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody.

      Skeeter: No! I wanna know something from Mr. Panda Bear here. If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you only eat bamboo which is prone to grow in dryer, more arid regions?

    • Sexual Harassment Panda: How would you like a big panda punch in your puss?

    • Sexual Harassment Panda Theme song:
      Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
      Sexual Harassment Panda!
      Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
      Sexual Harassment Panda!
      "Don't say that, don't touch there,
      "Don't be nasty," says the silly bear,
      He's come to tell you what's right and wrong,
      Sexual Harassment Panda!

    • Bartender: Now, I don't want any trouble.
      Sexual Harassment Panda: I get the point. I know when I'm not wanted. I'm off to the Island of Misfit Mascots.
      Bartender: God Damn it, Skeeter. How come every time a panda bear comes in here, you gotta go flappin' your jaw

    • Theme song to Gerald Broflowski's ad: Kids at school... making you mad? Just sue their asses with Kyle's dad!

    • Sexual Harassment Panda: When one little panda sticks his winkie in another little panda's ear... that's sexual harassment. That makes me a saaaad panda.

    • Skeeter: We don't take kindly to your types around here.
      Cartman: Did you guys see a big panda bear in here or not?
      Skeeter: We don't take kindly to panda bears!
      Stan: Well, we don't take kindly to you!
      Man at bar: We don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around here.

    • Judge: Well, seeing as how we have no lawyers, I'm throwing the case out. Case dismissed.
      Skeeter: Hey! We don't take kindly to cases being dismissed around here.
      Bartender: Goddamnit Skeeter, shut the hell up.

    • Misfit mascot: I'm Willy the 'don't stare directly into the sun' worm. Now you boys know not to stare directly into the sun, right?

    • Sexual Harassment Panda: But I'm just a panda.
      Kyle: No your not dude, you're a guy in a panda costume!

    • Another misfit mascot: Hello kids, I'm happy the 'don't do stuff that might irritate your inner ear' badger.

    • Sexual Harassment Panda: That makes me a saaaaaaaaad panda.

    • Pig with scissors: Oink! Oink! "Be sure you run around with scissors" says Oinky The Run Around With Scissors Pig!
      Cartman: I thought you weren't supposed to run around with scissors.
      Worm: That's why he's on the Island of Misfit Mascots.

  • NOTES (1)


    • Island of Misfit Toys:

      The Island of Misfit Mascots appears to be a parody of the Island of Misfit Toys from the movie Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

    • Judge Judy:

      The judge in all the sexual harassment lawsuits is Judge Julie, an obvious allusion to Judge Judy.