South Park

Season 3 Episode 6

Sexual Harassment Panda

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Jul 07, 1999 on Comedy Central



  • Trivia

    • According to the DVD commentary Matt and Trey say the Panda is actually Santa Claus as they have the same voice.

    • The lyrics heard in the song that sexual harassment panda sings are as follows:

      Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree
      Sexual Harassment Panda!
      Who explains sexual harassment to you and me
      Sexual Harassment Panda!
      Don't say that don't touch there
      Don't be nasty says the silly bear
      He's come to tell you what's right and wrong
      Sexual Harassment Panda!

    • One of the misfit mascots is a whale with "Use Lambskin Condoms" written on his costume.

    • Stan has asthma.

    • At the start, when Sexual Harassment Panda is singing, it shows Mr. Garrison beside him. Then it zooms into the panda, zooms out and Mr. Garrison is gone! He didn't move because it leaves that view, then goes back and Mr. Garrison is there, then switches again, and yet again Mr. Garrison is gone! - JB

    • When Kyles dad finishes the case with Cartmen vs Pip, it shows Kyle right beside his dad, then it zooms out and Kyle is gone! - JB

  • Quotes

    • Gerald Broflovski: Principle Victoria are you aware that my client was being harassed at your school?
      Principal Victoria: Well not any more than any other student.
      Gerald Broflovski: So you admit that harassment goes on?
      Principal Victoria: I don't know.
      Gerald Broflovski: You don't know, Your the principal!
      Principal Victoria: I can't be around them every second.
      Gerald Broflovski: So it does go on!
      Principal Victoria: Alright alright i killed him. I hit him over the head and I cut up the body. I tried to burn it but it wouldn't burn. Oh the smell of it. I put the legs in garbage bags and hid the torso under a bridge. I had to do it.
      (Principal Victoria starts crying)
      Principal Victoria: Oh god!
      Gerald Broflovski: Principal Victoria was Eric Cartmen called an a** Sucker yes or no?
      Principal Victoria: I believe so yes.

    • Mr Garrison: Now does anyone know what sexual harassment means? (Cartman raises his hand) Yes Eric?
      Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

    • Gerald: Did you, or did you not, hear my client being called an a*s-sucker?!
      Mr. Garrison: Yes.
      Gerald: And you did nothing.
      Mr. Garrison: Well, he is a little a*s-sucker.

    • Sexual Harassment Panda: "…Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make…"
      Stan: Ugh, dude, get me out of here!
      Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool.
      Stan: You would think that, you little a*s-sucker.
      Cartman: What did you call me?
      Stan: An a*s-sucker. It means you suck a*s. You see an a*s, you suck it. You're an a*s-sucker.
      Cartman: That does it! I am suing you for sexual harassment!
      Sexual Harassment Panda: Uh-oh.
      Stan: What?
      Cartman: You have… sexually harassed me for the last time! It says right here… that now I can sue you and take all of your money.
      Sexual Harassment Panda: That's right, he can.
      Stan: No you can't, you little a*s-sucker!
      Cartman: Oh, you did it again! You all heard him!
      Sexual Harassment Panda: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda."

    • Skeeter: Hey Panda Bear! We don't take kindly to your types around here.

      Bartender: Now Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody.

      Skeeter: No! I wanna know something from Mr. Panda Bear here. If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you only eat bamboo which is prone to grow in dryer, more arid regions?

    • Sexual Harassment Panda: How would you like a big panda punch in your puss?

    • Sexual Harassment Panda Theme song:
      Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
      Sexual Harassment Panda!
      Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
      Sexual Harassment Panda!
      "Don't say that, don't touch there,
      "Don't be nasty," says the silly bear,
      He's come to tell you what's right and wrong,
      Sexual Harassment Panda!

    • Bartender: Now, I don't want any trouble.
      Sexual Harassment Panda: I get the point. I know when I'm not wanted. I'm off to the Island of Misfit Mascots.
      Bartender: God Damn it, Skeeter. How come every time a panda bear comes in here, you gotta go flappin' your jaw

    • Theme song to Gerald Broflowski's ad: Kids at school... making you mad? Just sue their asses with Kyle's dad!

    • Sexual Harassment Panda: When one little panda sticks his winkie in another little panda's ear... that's sexual harassment. That makes me a saaaad panda.

    • Skeeter: We don't take kindly to your types around here.
      Cartman: Did you guys see a big panda bear in here or not?
      Skeeter: We don't take kindly to panda bears!
      Stan: Well, we don't take kindly to you!
      Man at bar: We don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around here.

    • Judge: Well, seeing as how we have no lawyers, I'm throwing the case out. Case dismissed.
      Skeeter: Hey! We don't take kindly to cases being dismissed around here.
      Bartender: Goddamnit Skeeter, shut the hell up.

    • Misfit mascot: I'm Willy the 'don't stare directly into the sun' worm. Now you boys know not to stare directly into the sun, right?

    • Sexual Harassment Panda: But I'm just a panda.
      Kyle: No your not dude, you're a guy in a panda costume!

    • Another misfit mascot: Hello kids, I'm happy the 'don't do stuff that might irritate your inner ear' badger.

    • Sexual Harassment Panda: That makes me a saaaaaaaaad panda.

    • Pig with scissors: Oink! Oink! "Be sure you run around with scissors" says Oinky The Run Around With Scissors Pig!
      Cartman: I thought you weren't supposed to run around with scissors.
      Worm: That's why he's on the Island of Misfit Mascots.

  • Notes

    • Only seen for a fraction of a second, one of the mascots is a whale with the words "USE LAMBSKIN CONDOMS" written on it.

  • Allusions

    • Island of Misfit Toys:

      The Island of Misfit Mascots appears to be a parody of the Island of Misfit Toys from the movie Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

    • Judge Judy:

      The judge in all the sexual harassment lawsuits is Judge Julie, an obvious allusion to Judge Judy.

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