Cartman: You guys know what? The last thing you do when you die, is crap your pants. Stan: ...What? Cartman: Yeah, when you die, your bowels release and crap comes flying out your ass. Kyle: That is f****** stupid, Cartman! Cartman: Oh yeah?! I'll bet you five bucks that when you die you crap your pants, asshole! (LATER) (Store Owner dies, and craps) Cartman: You owe me 5 bucks, Kyle!
EditCartman: Dude, check it out! "Time Cop" on DVD. Three copies for eighteen bucks!
Kyle: Why the hell would you want three copies of the same movie?
Cartman: Because one copy is nine ninety-eight! But this way you save like twenty bucks!
Kyle: You only need one copy, r-tard!
Cartman: Okay, fine, dumb ass, YOU go ahead and buy one copy for nine ninety-eight!
Kyle: Okay, fine, I will! (grabs a copy) Huh, wait a minute! I don't even want ONE copy of Time Cop! (puts it back)
Cartman: Dude, you can't shop for crap.
S 15 : Ep 14
Aired 11/16/11
S 15 : Ep 13
Aired 11/9/11
S 15 : Ep 12
Aired 11/2/11
S 15 : Ep 11
Aired 10/26/11
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