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South Park

Season 3 Episode 2

Spontaneous Combustion

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Apr 14, 1999 on Comedy Central

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    • Newscaster: The spontaneous combustion problem escalates as more and more people go back to holding in all their farts. Meanwhile, the ozone layer continues to deplete as others refuse to hold in their farts for fear of combustion. As we all know, the cause for all of this is Randy Marsh, the son of a bitch who calls himself a scientist. We caught up with Mr. Marsh earlier today and he had this to say:
      Randy Marsh: Uhh, I, I don't know what to say--
      (Cuts back to the newscaster.)
      Newscaster: What an asshole! I hate that guy and so do you! And now onto the weather! It' f(beep)king hot! Thanks to Randy Marsh; son of a bitch.

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