South Park

Season 3 Episode 2

Spontaneous Combustion

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Apr 14, 1999 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • (Stan and Kyle arrive at Cartman's cross, three weeks after crucifying him)
      Kyle: Wow!
      Stan: That's amazing!
      Cartman: (Not in view) You guys, I am really pissed off now!
      Kyle: You're still alive?!
      Cartman: Get me down from hyah!
      Stan: You survived all this time on all the fat stored up in your body?
      (camera switches to show a shrivelled Cartman on the cross)
      Cartman: That's right. And when I get down from here, I'm gonna kick you both right in the nuts!