South Park

Season 3 Episode 2

Spontaneous Combustion

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Apr 14, 1999 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Stan: Is this what you're looking for, Kyle?
      Kyle: No, I don't think so.
      Kenny(muffled): How 'bout this?
      Kyle: No, that's a hairdryer!
      Store Clerk: Can I help you find something?
      Kyle: Yeah, do you have any nerections?
      Store Clerk: Any what?
      Kyle: I need to get a nerection for my dad.
      Store Clerk: Very funny, boys. Go on, beat it.
      Stan: Why is that funny?
      Kyle: Dude, my mom and dad keep fighting all the time. And I heard them say it's because my dad doesn't have a nerection. So, I wanna get him one.
      (The scene changes, and they're outside)
      Kyle: Damn it, what the hell is wrong with everybody?!
      Stan: That's the fifth store we've been kicked out of; why's it so hard to get a nerection?
      Kenny(muffled): I know, it's f**kin' bullshit!
      Kyle: I just wanna get a nerection so I can give it to my mom.
      Random man on street: What?