South Park

Season 3 Episode 2

Spontaneous Combustion

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Apr 14, 1999 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Mr. Mackey: Hi boys!
      Stan and Kyle: (imitating Mackey) Hello, Mr. Mackey.
      Mr. Mackey: Have you boys been sure to pass gas so that you don't spontaneously combust?
      Kyle: We know how to fart, Mr. Mackey.
      Mr. Mackey: Well let me show you. (pats his butt) Oooh, baby, come on.
      (Mr. Mackey farts and boys cover their noses and mouths)
      Kyle: Jesus Christ!
      Stan: Sick, dude!
      Mr. Mackey: I had a steak wrapped with bacon last night. (giggles)
      Kyle: Dude, I think you pulled mud.
      Mr. Mackey: So you know you need to do that regularly, mmmkay.
      Stan: Okay, okay, just go away. (Mackey goes away) Dude, that was not cool at all.