South Park

Season 5 Episode 3

Super Best Friends

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Jul 04, 2001 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Blainetologist: Where are you going?
      (blocks stan from the exit)
      Stan: I'm going home?
      Blainetologist: You don't want to go home.
      Stan: You said we're free to leave whenever we want.
      Blainetologist: You are...
      Stan: But what about the way?
      Blainetologist: I'm not in the way... You are. Are you unhappy with the Church's teachings? Let's just talk about it.
      Stan: I don't want to talk about it, I just want to leave.
      Blainetologist: Why don't we go in the backroom for a second... Then you can leave.
      Stan: That's ok, I... I changed my mind, I'm gonna stay.
      Blainetologist (with a sinister smile): That's great news.