South Park

Season 5 Episode 3

Super Best Friends

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Jul 04, 2001 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • (Stan asking Jesus for help with defeating Blaine)
      Jesus: The miracle I'm most famous for is turning water into wine.
      Stan: Can you do it again?
      Jesus: Very well. I shall perform the miracle. Behold, here you can see ordinary water, clear, clean. Okay now turn around.
      (Stan surprised)
      Turn around.
      (Stan turns around and Jesus replaces the jug of water on the table with a jug of wine)
      It is now wine!
      Stan: That's it? That's how you did that trick?
      Jesus: Uh, well, yeah.
      Stan: That trick sucks Jesus.
      Jesus: Oh, I guess it worked a little better on people 2,000 years ago.