In the school cafeteria, Butters is describing what he believes will be the next Terminator film, when in fact it is real only coverage of a recent scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Cartman comes in incredibly angry, he is sick of this school, he thinks they've gone too far this time. He tells the boys that the school has posted their penis sizes on a chart out in the hallway, for everyone to see. The boys go look at the chart. Principal Victoria and Mr. Mackey see the boys looking at the chart in earnest, they think it was a good idea to post how much the boys have grown in height since last year. Cartman takes matters into his own hands, he remeasures all the boy's penis. He is a little reluctant to have his own remeasured. The boys hang the chart with their actual penis sizes in the hallway. Cartman takes all the credit for this idea and is called into the principal's office. When Principal Victoria tells him what the school's poster was really about, she tells him that he only has himself to blame. He reacted without taking the time to think about it first; she tells him that he has an anger management problem. Cartman and his mom go to see an anger management therapist. In searching for what might be Cartman's problem, the therapist tries to him angry. He starts taunting Cartman about his weight, but Cartman doesn't get angry, he pulls out his phone and starts quietly typing on it. When the therapist doesn't get a rise out of Cartman, he believes there isn't a problem to be found. However, after the therapist receives a call from his wife accusing him of all sort of unspeakable things (and his wife shoots herself) we realize what Cartman was doing with his phone. Cartman quietly tells the therapist (who's in disbelief) that "he's not fat, he's big boned". Back at school, Principal Victoria and Mr. Mackey have gathered all the boys' parents together to tell them about the penis problem. Randy Marsh wants to know where they boys have taken their measurements from, "from the base or from the balls?". As a scientist, Randy volunteers to have a talk with the children. He starts to tell the student about sex, but he really focuses his lecture on a formula used to determine penis size.
My Review: The episode was hilarious, until the angry mob part started. So yeah
5.5 / 10