South Park

Season 5 Episode 5

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Jul 18, 2001 on Comedy Central

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    • Phillip: I'm looking for a mechanic. Can you tell me how to get to the auto garage?
      Terrance: Sure, buddy! All you need to do is go down to the - (he farts loudly so nobody could hear what he is saying) - and that's how you get to the auto garage!
      Phillip: Can you tell me how to get to the auto garage without farting?
      Terrance: Sure. You go the same way except stick your finger up your ass.
      Phillip: No, no, no! I mean, could you tell me the directions again without you farting?
      Terrance: Ooh! Sure! Just stick your finger up my ass.
      Phillip: Alright, no problem, buddy. (sticks finger up his ass) Now, tell me, how do I get to the auto garage to see a mechanic?
      Terrance: You're at the auto garage. I am the mechanic.
      Phillip: Why the heck didn't you tell me you were the mechanic?
      Stan: (watching it on TV) Because I had an itch up my ass.
      Terrance: Because I had an itch up my ass.

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