South Park

Season 2 Episode 1

Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus"

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Apr 01, 1998 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Phillip: Oh, hello, Scott. No hard feelings, right, old pal?
      Scott: There ARE hard feelings! This isn't over! I'm going ta see to it that you both pay for what you've done! And do you know why?
      Phillip: 'Cause you're a dick?
      Scott: No! Because I hate you! You guys think that fart jokes are so funny, but they're not! In fact, I wish you were both dead and had cancer!
      Phillip: Cancer??
      Scott: Yes; in the head!
      Terrance: "Head cancer"??