Announcer: Rob Shneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now Rob Schneider is a stapler! And he's about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is "The Stapler"! Rated PG-13.
Stan & Kyle: Weak! (Cartman laughs at the movie)
Cartman: That was Kenny laughing, not me.