South Park

Season 6 Episode 17

The Biggest Douche in the Universe

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Nov 27, 2002 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • John Edward: Alright, asshole! I know you're here to try to throw me off, so go ahead. Give my yoru best shot!
      Stan: No, I don't wanna talk to you. I wanna talk to the audience.
      John Edward: W-why?
      Stan: You see, I learned something today. At first I thought you were all stupid, listening to this douche's advice, but now I understand that you're all here because you're scared. You're scared of death and he offers you some kind of understanding. You all want to believe in it so much, I know you do. You find comfort in the thought that your loved ones are floating around trying to talk to you, but think about it: Is that really what you want? To just be floating around after you die, having to talk to this asshole? We need to recognize this stuff for what it is - magic tricks. Because whatever's really going on in life and in death is much more amazing than this douche.