South Park

Season 13 Episode 12

The F Word

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Nov 04, 2009 on Comedy Central

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    • Mayor: (Addressing assembly of students) Students, I am here because of a very serious matter. This morning it was discovered that in several places all over town, somebody had spray-painted the words, 'Fags get out'. Many witnesses reported seeing children with spray-paint. Now, if anybody knows anything about the kids who did this, you must come forward...
      Cartman: (Interrupts and raises hand) That was us.
      Mayor: Excuse me?
      Stan: Yeah, we did that!
      Kyle and Kenny: Yeah!
      Mayor: (Angrily) Why would you write something like that and be proud of it?
      Kyle: Well, because we want all those fags to get out of our town.
      Cartman: Yeah, everyone hates those fags, right?
      (Students murmur in agreement)
      Mr. Mackay: Now just what the heck is going on here? This is not what we have taught you in this school! Kyle and Stan, you've always been tolerate of gay people!
      Stan: (Confused) Gay people?
      Kyle: We aren't talking about gay people.
      Mr. Mackay: You just admitted to spray-painting that they should get out of town!
      Stan: Dude, why would we want gay people to get out of town?
      Cartman: Oh, they think we meant gay fags!
      Kyle: Oh. Hey, that's not very nice, Mayor! Just because a person is gay doesn't mean he's a fag!

    • Stan: Alright, Kyle and I are going to spray-paint messages to the Harley riders. Cartman, you said you had an idea?
      Cartman: I think what I'm going to do is, uh, find out wherever their bikes are and, uh, crap on their seats.
      Stan: Oh, that's good.
      Cartman: Yeah, I think that'll be nice.
      Stan: But that's a lot of seats. How are you gonna pull that off?
      Cartman: I think I just need two, maybe three buckets of KFC, extra crispy, probably four cartons of gravy.
      Stan: Clyde, can you take care of getting KFC for Cartman? Kyle and I will get the spray-paint cans. If we do this right, we'll be doing the town a huge favor. So let's get to it!
      Everyone: Yeah!

    • Butters: What are you guys talking about? Harley's are neat-o!
      Cartman: What?!
      Butters: I always thought, someday when I grow up, I'm gonna get a Harley! Then people will have to notice me, and then they'll have to deal with my shit for once.
      The open road! The wind on my face! I'll go from city to city [Makes motorcycle sounds] Everyone looking at me! Who's that guy. He must be tough. [More motorcycle sounds] I'll have my girl on the backseat holding on to my fat belly. Sure, she's missing a few teeth, but she thinks I'm cool. That's why, when I grow up, I'm gonna be a Harley rider.
      Stan: That makes perfect sense, Butters.
      Butters: It does?
      Stan: Yes, now get outta here.
      Butters: Okay. [Leaves]

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