Stan: Mr. Jefferson- Awww! It's 1:30 in the morning!
Mr. Jefferson: Look at me, I'm Peter Pan. I'm a little boy forever.
Stan: Mr. Jefferson, I have to go to school tomorrow!
Cartman: (appears at the window) Oh, son of a bitch! I knew it! What the hell are you doing, Stan?! I'll tell you what you're doing! You're trying to steal MY best friend!
Stan: He just showed up here.
Cartman: Remember, Mr. Jefferson? You said we were best friends.