South Park

Season 8 Episode 6

The Jeffersons

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Apr 21, 2004 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Cartman: Mr. Jefferson? It's your best friend in the whole wide world, Eric Cartman! Mr. Jefferson, we're going to sleep-over tonight, remember?

      (inside Mr. Jefferson's house)

      Mr. Jefferson: No, Dr. Nelson, I'm telling you. You have to fly here right now, my nose came off again! I know you live in California I'll pay for your plane ticket! But I'm falling apart. I need some more of that cream and the injections! I need to look young again! Oh, I'm melting!

      (outside Mr. Jefferson's house)

      Kyle: All right, thanks a lot for helping us, dude.
      Kenny: Yeah sure, whatever.
      Stan: You just gotta pretend you're Blanket until we can get the real Blanket somewhere safe.
      Kenny: Aren't I too big to be Blanket?
      Kyle: I don't think Mr. Jefferson pays enough attention to his son to notice, come on!

      (inside Blanket's room)

      Stan: Blanket, you in here?
      Blanket: Hi, guys!
      Kyle: Shh! Blanket, we're going to take you away for a little while, okay?
      Blanket: You are? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
      Stan: (To Kenny) Alright dude, get in his bed.
      Kenny: Alright, but you guys owe me for this.
      Stan: Dude, whatever, at least you finally get to do something.