Voice of Stan Marsh; Eric Theodore Cartman; Herbert Garrison; Officer Barbrady; Terrance; Timmy; Ned Gerblanski; Satan; Randy Ma
Voice of Kyle Broflovski; Kenny McKormick; Gerald Broflovski; Pip Pirrup; Jesus; Jimbo Kearn; Phillip; Saddam; Various Others
Voice of Sheila Broflovski; Linda Stotch; Various Others
Voice of Unknown
Voice of Token Williams
Voice of Bebe
When Stan said "I don't think that sparkled with her, did it" to Wendy, he sounds like Clyde.
Stan's vomit looks more advanced in this episode then in previous times when it was just a blob of brown with little chunks of food in it. Then again Stan has not vomited on Wendy since the movie, when animation was not as advanced.
This is the only episode this season in which Kenny dies. In fact, he hasn't died since "Best Friends Forever".
Right after Kenny is killed with the stray bullet, pop-tarts come out of a toaster, which is a call-back to Cartman's comment on why girls wouldn't like Kenny. 'Girls don't want to eat pop-tarts for dinner.....'
Gerald said that Kyle has his mother's nose. In the realistic police artist sketch of Kyle in "Free Wilzyx", (season 9) his nose was no were near as prominent as his mother's, or in any way similar.
The cashier who sold Kyle lots of flammables is the same one that sold the boys lots of toilet paper in the season 7 episode Toilet Paper.
The fake list reads as follows:
Apparently Pip is no longer in the class.
There are 16 boys in the class.
Stan: Uh Wendy. Could I talk to you?
Wendy: Of course, Stan.
Stan: Just for a minute. Over
here. (takes her aside, to a tree nearby)
Lola: (to Red) You think he's gonna beg her to 0ome back to him?
Wendy: This is a nice surprise. I thought you were never speaking to me again.
Stan: Yeah well, I wanna talk to you about this list you girls made.
Wendy: Which one? We make lists all the time.
Stan: The one where you rated the boys' looks in the class. Look, it really messed Kyle up, okay? How could you vote him the ugliest?
Wendy: (walks off a bit) Look, personally, I didn't vote him the ugliest. My vote was for Eric Cartman. But enough of the other girls must have felt he was-
Stan: (walks up next to her) So it wasn't unanimous. Maybe you can just change the list.
Wendy: Change the list?! Do you have any idea what that would take?! Maybe you don't understand how important list-making is to girls! It's just not something we do flippantly! There's protocol!
Stan: Can't we just talk to all the girls who made the list and find out why they voted Kyle last?
Wendy: All right, I'll try and get you into our next list-making meeting. But it won't be easy.
Wendy: Wait a minute. Wait, Stan, I think I've got something! Take a look at this; during final deliberation of the list for cutest boy, seven girls gave Clyde a glitter rating of only one sparkle.
Stan: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Kyle: I'm sure. Abe Lincoln was right: I don't wanna find out I'm good-looking and become a total sh-thead when I grow up.
Stan: ...Abe Lincoln?
Kyle: I'm last? Last?
Stan: Dude, it's just a stupid list, remember?
Kyle: I got voted the ugliest boy in the whole class?
Stan: Who cares what dumb girls think, right?
Jamal: I just wanna bwurn the school down to the gwound.
(From the alternate ending)
Kyle: You know, I'm glad this is over. But I feel like everyone is gonna wish they knew who was really last on the list.
Wendy: Well, I guess we'll never know...except that I looked and it was Cartman.
(In the alternate ending, Cartman is sitting at the ugly kids table)
Cartman: This is bullcrap!
Butters: (from across the room) Hey, Ugly Mugly! Did Adolf Zit-ler launch a zits-krieg across your face? Ahahaha!
Cartman: Oh well, that's fine! What really matters is the kind of person I am on the inside!
(He thinks about it)
Cartman: Aw, God damn it!
Cartman: (banging on Kyle's window in the middle of the night) Kyle! I'm better looking than you! Kyle!
Butters: You don't think they said I'm the ugliest boy in the class, do ya ... ohh if they did my parents will ground me.
Butters: Mom, I'm not the ugliest kid in the class, Kyle is!
Linda: Good for you butters.
(Butters walks out of the room)
Steven: Good, we don't have to ground him.
Cartman: Ok, our mission failed but we learned a lot. Primarily that girls do not have balls.
Butters: (beaten up) They sure don't . . .
Craig: You're just saying that because you know you're gonna be very last on the list!
Cartman: Oh please, I don't think so Craig! Chicks think I'm waaay hotter than you!
Craig: You don't think they'd put the fat tub of lard at the bottom?
Cartman: No, because chicks know I'm not fat, I'm buff. They probably put you at the bottom of the list because you have f**ked up teeth! Or Kenny, coz he's poor.
Kenny: They didn't put me at the bottom!! Did they??
Cartman: Kenny, face it, girls don't wanna eat pop-tarts for dinner every night when they get married!
Cartman: You're last, Dude!!!
Kyle: No way!!
Cartman: Yes way!! Check it out!!! (laughs hysterically)
Stan: Cartman!! Lay off!! You're next to last!!
Cartman: So?! I'm hotter than Kyle!!
(singing) I'm better looking than Kyle!! YES!! I'm hotter than Kyle, I'm hotter than Kyle!!!
Cartman: Alright Bebe, let's see the list.
Cartman: You know what I'm talking about bitch! The list where you rate the looks of each boy in the class!
Bebe: That's not for boys to look at. It's a secret girl list and you can't see it!
Cartman: Craig is on the bottom right? Or is it Kenny because you'd be eating pop-tarts for dinner if you married him?
There is an alternate ending of this episode available online. In it, after the list is burned Wendy confesses to Stan and Kyle she looked and Cartman was actually the last person on the list. Then the shot goes to Cartman sitting at lunch with the ugly kids and Butters yelling remarks at him from across the room.
One of Kenny's and Cartman's lines from the trailer was deleted before the episode aired.
The bag that Bebe's shoes come in, white star on red background, is one of the bags that Macy's issues.
Jurassic Park: The piano tune played while Kyle is trying to cheer up the ugly kids from the school is part of the theme from Jurassic Park.
The part where Kenny dies (and the waffles shoot out of the toaster) is probably an homage to Vincent Vega's death in Pulp Fiction where his killer, Butch Coolidge, puts two slices of toast in the toaster, you see an Uzi with a silencer on it, and Vincent comes out. And as the toast popped out of the toaster, Butch shot Vincent in the stomach killing him.
The following celebrities posted on the girl's conference room walls are as followed:
Kyle's ugly friend, Yamal, has an under-bite and the same speech impediment as HomestarRunner from the website of the same name. Also, the bag with Bebe's shoes in it, is a white star with a red background just like Homestar's shirt.
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