South Park

Season 6 Episode 15

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Nov 13, 2002 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • (the boys are fleeing from the 6th graders)
      Stan: Jimmy didn't stop them.
      Kyle: They're going to take the Lord of the Rings from us.
      Cartman: Quick cross the river. 6th graders can't stand water.
      Craig: What!? That's stupid.
      Cartman: I am a high ranking white wizard, Craig. And I say 6th graders are opposed to water!
      Craig: Whatever, I'm going back to play with the Harry Potter kids.
      Kindergarten Kid: Me too.
      Cartman: Go ahead and play Harry Butthole Pussy Potter!