Voice of Stan Marsh; Eric Theodore Cartman; Randy Marsh; Mr. Garrison
Voice of Kyle Broflovski; Kenny McKormick; Leopold -Butters- Stotch; Gerald Broflovski
Voice of Liane Cartman; Principal Victoria; Sharon Marsh; Wendy Testaburger; Various Other Females (2003-Present)
Voice of Unknown
Voice of Unknown
Voice of Mr. Slave
Further proof that South Park is out of date, at the end of the Jonas Brothers music video, it says that it was from "Walt Disney Productions." The Walt Disney Productions label was not used since 1986, when it was changed to the Walt Disney Company. It is now known as Disney.
Despite being described as Kenny's first "real" girlfriend, Tammy is actually his second. The first was Kelly, who he met at the Getting Gay With Kids's choir tour.
The line, "Oh my God they killed Kenny!" "You bastards!" were not use in this episode
It is highly unlikely to catch syphillis, let alone fatal syphillis from someone via oral sex.
Cartman:Hey those Jonas Brothers are assholes!
Stan:Yeah their purity rings turn are friend into a dosh!
Kyle:What the hell you think your doing spreading this crap to kids!
Mickey Mouse:Who the hell are these guys? Are they working for Dreamworks? Damn Dreamworks trying to hurt this company again ha-ha!
Cartman:This whole thing is a freaking sham! I see want your doing now trying to sell sex to young girls and it confuse then to..(Cartman gets shot in the neck and gets knockout)
Mickey Mouse: (reloading his gun) Your not missing this time Dreamworks Ha-ha.
Stan:Dude who the hell did that?
(Stan and Kyle gets shot in the neck and gets knockout)
News Reporter: Tom, the Disney Jonas Brothers 3D television special has failed, Costing the Disney company Millions and Once Again Mickey is pissed off and is throwing a fit.
(Mickey is Flying like a Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Ballon)
Mickey Mouse: Vengeance is mine! You are all ants and I am your Destroyer! Ha ha!
(Mickey blows fire killing every person in his path)
Reporter: The Disney purity ring venture will most likely now prove a marketing bust, as Mickey returns to Valhalla to slumber and feed.
Mickey Mouse: Where would you be without me, Jonas Brothers? Ha ha! Your music sucks and you know it, haha! It's because you make little girl's gineys tickle, and when little girl's gineys tickle, I make money, ha ha! And that's because little girls are fucking stupid, ha ha! And the purity rings make it OK to do whatever I want, ha ha! Even the Christians are too f*cking stupid to figure out I'm selling sex to their daughters. I've made billions off of Christian ignorance for decades now, ha ha, and do you know why? Because Christians are retarded, ha ha! They believe in a talking dead guy! Ha ha!
(Mickey Mouse kicking Joe Jonas causing his nose to start bleeding)
Mickey Mouse: You don't - f*cking - talk to me - like that - haha! - you little - piece of - sh*t!-haha! Get the f*ck up! Get the f*ck up-haha!
TV Host: That's great, boys. You like taking the Jonas Brothers' hot foam in your faces, girls?
Joe Jonas: Look, we just want our concerts to be about our music and not about purity rings.
Mickey Mouse: Oh gosh, fellas, let me explain this to you one more time. You have to wear the purity rings because that's how we can sell sex to little girls, haha! See, if we make the posters with little girls reaching for your junk, then you have to wear purity rings or else the Disney Company looks bad, haha!
Cartman: (to Kenny) Well well well, here he comes, it's B.J. McKay and his best friend Bear.
Butters: A ring that says you'd be together but not have sex. Isn't that called a wedding ring?
Cartman: Kenny, you're gonna let a girl put her mouth on your wiener? Do you know how disgusting that is? Girls' mouths are full of germs!
Jimmy: Kenny deserves to know, fellas. If you guys found out my girlfriend was a raging whore, I'd want you to tell me.
Kenny: I'm gonna buy this great new DVD.
Cartman: Grey's Anatomy!?! Kenny! What kind of douche-bag garbage are you watching!?!
Stan: Come on Kenny, this isn't you! We want you back, dude!
Cartman: Kenny? (snapping in Kenny's face) Kenny? You wanna look at Playboy? You wanna get high sniffin' paint? Kenny?
Cartman: Your girlfriend is a slut, dude.
Kenny: Woohoo! (He runs off jumping for joy)
Cartman: He took it pretty well.
Father Maxi: (Addressing Kenny's funeral gathering)...and so as we commit this young child to the earth, let us All be reminded, that syphilis is still a deadly disease...
Cartman: I told him...woman's mouth is the most germ-ridden place on earth I said, statistically the most unsafe place for a man to put his penis I said...
Kyle: Well, now we know.....
Cartman: And knowing is half the battle.
Mickey Mouse: You think God is in control here? I'm in control. I've been in control since the 50s, in case you haven't noticed! points to the Jonas Brothers) You three faggots are going on stage, (points to the boys) and you three faggots aren't going to stop me! I have worked too long and too hard for anybody to f*ck this up!!
Latin America: January 4, 2010 on MTV Latinoamerica.
This was the first South Park episode to be broadcast in HD.
Mr. Slave is seen and heard in this episode for the first time in 3 seasons.
Tammy: You see, I was watching the Disney Channel, and that show came on with the Jonas Brothers.
The show mentioned is JONAS, despite the release of the said TV series was 2 months later after this episode's airdate. It could also mean the short series "Jonas Brothers: Living the dream".
Grey's Anatomy is a Prime Time drama about a group of surgeons in Seattle, Washington and it's also the show all the kids with the purity rings were watching.
Netflix is mentioned numerous times in this episode. Netflix is a popular online DVD and Blu-Ray disc rental service.
G.I. Joe and Transformers:
Cartman: And knowing is half the battle.
This quote came from the 1983 G.I. JOE series and the 1984 Transformers series.
Joey and his Crazy Colored Morning Jacket: Jospeh and his Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
ABBA MIA!: Mamma Mia!
Phantom of the Soap Opera: Phantom of the Opera
Boulevard P: Avenue Q
Giggity Goop Floon's Poop: Seussical the Musical!
Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Movie:
When the Jonas Brothers spray foam on the crowd of girls when they're in Denver is direct from the Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Movie when they did the same thing to a crowd of preteens.
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