South Park

Season 11 Episode 4

The Snuke

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Mar 28, 2007 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Kyle: Yeah, it just proves we don't need to profile one race of people because actually most of the world hates us.
      Cartman: Well Bahir, I was thinking I owe you an apology.
      Bahir: Really?
      Cartman: Yes, but then I realized that technically I don't because being suspicious of you I saved your life and everyone else's so really you really owe me an apology, but that's cool.
      Kyle: You didn't save everyone, I did. You were just out harassing Muslims.
      Cartman: But, if I hadn't called you in the first place to check out the Muslim, you would have just stayed in bed sick all day, right?
      Kyle: Maybe...
      Cartman: Maybe?
      Cartman: If I didn't call you, you wouldn't have been on your computer checking out the Clinton rally. That means that my intolerance of Muslims saved America.
      Kyle: That is so missing the point.
      Cartman: Me being a bigot stopped a nuclear bomb from going off, yes or no?
      Kyle: That's not the right way to look at it.
      Cartman: YES or NO KYLE!!
      Kyle: No, not, not like your saying.
      Cartman: But that's all I'm saying today, bigotry and racism saved the day. Bahir you get this right?