South Park

Season 3 Episode 3

The Succubus

4
Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Apr 21, 1999 on Comedy Central

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    • Chef's Dad: You crackers want to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
      Stan: Nah, that's okay.
      Chef's Dad: Oh, it must have been about 7, 8 years ago... Me and the little lady were on this boat, you see... All alone at night when all of a sudden, a huge creature, a giant crustacean from the Paleozoic era, comes out of the water!
      Chef's Mom: We were so scared, lord-have-mercy. I jumped up in the boat and said "Thomas! What on earth is that creature?!".
      Chef's Dad: It stood above us looking down with its big red eyes...
      Chef's Mom: Oh, it was scary.
      Chef's Dad: And I stood up and yelled "What do you want from us, monster?!", and he bent down and said "I need to borrow treefiddy...".
      Kyle: What's "treefiddy"?
      Chef's Dad: Three dollars and fifty cents.

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