Voice of Stan Marsh; Eric Theodore Cartman; Herbert Garrison; Officer Barbrady; Terrance; Timmy; Ned Gerblanski; Satan; Randy Ma
Voice of Kyle Broflovski; Kenny McKormick; Gerald Broflovski; Pip Pirrup; Jesus; Jimbo Kearn; Phillip; Saddam; Various Others
Voice of Jerome "Chef" McElroy
Voice of Mayor McDaniels; Liane Cartman; Mrs. McKormick; Wendy Testaburger; Shelly Marsh; Sharon Marsh; Various Others
Voice of Sheila Broflovski; Linda Stotch; Various Others
Voice of Unknown
Voice of Unknown
One of the homeless people killed by Chef's TV is the one that bought them tickets in the South Park movie.
There is a picture of John Stamos on the bulletin board in the editor's office. This picture disappears in a later shot.
Some of the sound effects used when the TV turns into H.E.M. are from the N64 game "Perfect Dark."
Russel Crowe's voice is the same as The Crocidile Hunter's voice from the Prehistoric Ice Man episode
In the shot where Kyle thanked God for stupid people, Stan was in between Kyle and Cartman. Then the shot when Cartman told Stan the colors are all saturated, KYLE was in between STAN and CARTMAN!
At some points when the plasma TV is walking around killing everyone, after Chef activates H.E.M. mode, the show "Fightin' Round the World" is shown on the screen but at other times there is nothing on the screen.
Russell Crowe: All right everyone, we're gonna take out first commercial break. But be sure not to go anywhere because there's lots more people to beat up!
Russell Crowe: Now I'm gonna dedicate my life to fighting cancer … (puts fists up) Right, now where is that pussy cancer!
(while watching a news show)
Ike: Look at Barney fly. ("Look at the burning flag.")
Gerald: Kyle, Ike says you kicked him off the TV.
Kyle: They're goin' to show the new Terrance & Phillip trailer.
Gerald: You know your brother watches The MacNeil / Lehrer Report every night at ten!
Ike: Huba buba and good night.
Chef: Russell Crowe? Children, you shouldn't be watching a show about a man who beats people up because he's insecure.
(Cartman breaks the TV)
Kyle: God Dammit, Cartman! You broke it!
Cartman: It was just, I just, Butters, you asshole!!
Man: Oh my God! It's Russell Crowe!
Russell Crowe: (taunting) Oh my God, it's Russell Crowe! Oh my blah blah blah blah blah! (normal) Why don't you mind your own business, you scrotum? (attacks him)
Kyle: Dude, thank God for stupid people.
(the boys discuss who will buy the tampons)
Cartman: Alright, we'll have to play for it. How about if your name is "Butters", you have to go. Okay, so what's your name? (to Stan)
Cartman: Stan, okay. What's your name? (to Kyle)
Cartman: Kyle. What's your name? (to Butters)
Butters: Butters. Aw, I lose, huh?
Cartman: Aw, yeah, Butters, you lose, sorry, tough break.
Stan: But Shelley, it's The Russell Crowe Show! You always said there's nothing you love more than Russell Crowe.
Shelley: There is one thing I love more than Russell Crowe, and that is seeing you unhappy. So, Buffy it is!
Small print at the end of the Asses of Fire II Trailer: SCREENPLAY BY SEAMORE TUSH; BASED ON THE BOOK 'WORST SMELL OF THE WEST'
Fightin' Around the World's Theme Song:
Born in New Zealand in '64,
A hot-headed actor named Russell Crowe.
He loves to act, but he loves one thing more...
FIGHTIN' AROUND THE WORLD!
He fights his directors and he fights his fans.
It's a problem no one understands.
If there's 2 things he loves, it's fighting and...
FIGHTIN' AROUND THE WORLD!
Making movies, making music and
FIGHTING AROUND THE WORLD!
Butters: Like I said, fellas. We can't go to my house!
Stan: Well, why!?
Butters: My parents are out of town, and I don't have a babysitter.
Cartman: Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
Butters: It's true.
Stan: C'mon, we don't have time! We'll kill Butters later!
Cartman: (to old people) Shh, OKAY?! Old People need to be quiet right now!
Bar Manager: You kids can't be in here.
Kyle: We're not kids! We're full-grown men with dwarfism! How dare you assume that all midgets are kids!
Bar Manager: You're not midgets; your lips are too full.
Bar Manager: Adults can only come here for debauchery and sin.
Russell Crowe: Makin' movies, makin' songs and fightin' 'round the world!
Flying Words in T&P Trailer: THIS… SUMMER… TERRANCE… AND… PHILLIP… WILL… BLOW… YOU… AWAY… AND… WORDS… WILL… FLY… AT… YOU… VERY… FAST!
Cartman: This is killing me. The human body was not meant to move quickly like that.
Russell Crowe (Sad and dramatic): You've got to save him, doc. Tugger… He's my best friend… The only friend in the world who would -
Doctor: He's going to live but -
Russell Crowe (Now angry): Oy! Don't you interrupt me, you vagina! I was giving a heart-wrenching soliloquy about me feelings for Tugger!
Russell Crowe: Oi! Now Tugger's brought me to one of the greatest places for foightin' in North America. Brooklyn, New York. Lots of minorities here, and they don't take kindly to whitey.
Cartman: Butters will give handjobs in the corner for a dollar.
Butters: Well sure. I'm good at all kinds of jobs.
Russell Crowe: My fighting is poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry, you testicle!
Cartman: Shelley, did I ever tell you how hot I think you are?
Shelley: Shut up, fat turd!
Cartman: I'm not a fat turd, I'm a stocky turd!
Russell Crowe: HEY!
Woman: Oh my God, it's Russell Crowe!
Russell Crowe (mocking the woman): Oh my God, it's Russell Crowe! Oh my God, it's mah blah blah! I oughta kick yer ass!
Russell Crowe: Why don't you go flush yourself down a toilet you c-
(cut off by Tugger)
Russell Crowe: This is Tianamen Square. Lots of good fightin' has gone on here throughout the years, including a fantastic massacre that took place back in '93. These China men can grow to over five feet tall, and in a fight, are known to kick with their legs. Let's see if we can get in for a closer look. Oi! I've gotten close enough now that they're startin' to get real frightened. You can see the fine hairs on the back of their necks standin' on end.
Russell Crowe: Why don't you choke on some pig vomit you stupid sobs!
Shelly: I said I needed tampons turds.
"Asses of Fire 2" is obviously the sequel to the movie in "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut". I guess because of the happy ending of the movie, Terrance and Phillip thought it would be safe to make another film...and release it in America. One could imagine how they would top themselves from the first one!
Whenever there was a commercial in "The Russell Crowe Show," there actually was a commercial.
Star Wars: Episode II:
The Terrance and Phillip movie trailer 'Asses of Fire II' is a parody of the Star Wars Episode II movie trailer which came out around that time and had words flying towards the screen.
When the boys ran to the next house, it showed Stan, Kyle and Butters running by, then Cartman ran by, gasping to catch up. This is a reference to the 1995 film Jumanji - After the stampeding animals run by in the movie, it then shows a slow rhino panting as it runs by after them.
When the boys return to Stan's house and all the blood gushes out (due to Shelly's lack of tampons) when the door is opened, this is a reference to a similar scene in the 1980 film The Shining involving an elevator.
Fightin around the world Theme Song: He fights his directors and he fights his fans.
The whole thing about Russell Crowe fighting with people was actually inspired by a number of brawls that he really had.
The Crocodile Hunter:
Russell Crowe acts like Steve Irwin but instead of examining animals, he fights people. He describes people like Steve describing the reptiles and such. Russell Crowe's "Fightin' Around the World" is a parody of The Crocodile Hunter.
When Russell Crowe is sailing in his ship, he tosses the helm in one direction and it spins rapidly until he catches it, then he does it in the other direction. Similar to what Mickey Mouse did in his first animated cartoon from 1928 "Steamboat Willie."
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