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Mr. Garrison decides to get a nose job. On the day of his operation, he gets Ms. Ellen to substitute for him. After the operation is complete, he discovers that he can have his dream career: hanging out and screwing hot chicks. Now Ms. Ellen is the new teacher, but that is OK because the boys all have a crush on her, especially Stan, which makes Wendy extremely jealous.moreless
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  • Trey Parker

    Voice of Stan Marsh; Eric Theodore Cartman; Herbert Garrison; Officer Barbrady; Terrance; Timmy; Ned Gerblanski; Satan; Randy Ma

  • Matt Stone

    Voice of Kyle Broflovski; Kenny McKormick; Gerald Broflovski; Pip Pirrup; Jesus; Jimbo Kearn; Phillip; Saddam; Various Others

  • Mary Kay Bergman

    Voice of Wendy Testaburger; Liane Cartman; Sheila Broflovski; Sharon Marsh; Mrs. McKormick; Mayor McDaniels; Ms. Crabtree; Princ

  • sorry but i hate this episode its the one thing i hate about south park is vomit whats the piont and its tottaly not funny either

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    well i luv south park but i hate vomit so bad its a stupid idea and i think its the one thing tat lowers south park. this episode is my personal worst because all its about is vomit its just simply crap to my opioion.. simply the worst episode ever .........

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  • An Old Favourite :-)

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    Tom's Rhinoplasty. LOVE this episode! I first watched it in May 2009. Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and Wendy Testaburger finds herself madly jealous with young, pretty substitute teacher Ms. Ellen. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and all the other boys in the 3rd Grade instantly take to Ms. Ellen, with the addition of Chef, who aimed to "make love to her down by the fire." Wendy darkly creates a plan to get Ms. Ellen out of the substitute teaching job, from buying her a dead animal for Valentine's Day to sending in the United Nations of Iraq to send her to the sun. The episode concludes with a well known line that supported how far Wendy would go to draw away any competition when it came to her first love Stan Marsh. This episode was aired shortly before Valentine's Day in 1998 and was a first season episode. The song that played during the Wendy/Stan montage was beautiful, too. Cute but dark episode, definately one to watch! Ciao! :-) xxxmoreless

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  • perfect

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    Mr. Garrison gets a nose job and soon all women in South Park love him, so he decides to quit teaching. This is fine because the new teacher, Ms. Ellen, is one all the boys like, especially Stan. Wendy is worried she will lose Stan to Ms. Ellen and vows revenge.

    The ending is one of my favorite endings to the show, just because it is really funny and well-done. The whole episode is pretty much flawless, as far as I am concerned. Overall grade for this episode is definitely going to be an A+. Hilarious episode, I think anywaymoreless

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  • I don't get why people think this is the best episode of Season 1.

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    This episode is the worst of the so far fantastic Season 1. Not to say this episode was bad, it just didn't have the same oomph as the other episodes. This episode seems very similar to 'Scott Tenorman Must Die', except based around a character I don't like, Wendy Testaburger. Without a doubt, the funniest part of this episode is the misinterpretation of how to be a lesbian, by Cartman and the boys. "Licking carpet", "Eating box", "My Grandfather was lesbian, so that makes me quarter-lesbian." The main reason I didn't like the episode was because it was based around Wendy, who is just a character I don't like. Otherwise, it would have been up there with my favourites.moreless

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  • Don't .. mess.. with.. Wendy.. Warning: Contains spoilers.

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    I thought this episode was hilarious for many reasons, but I thought it was cruel that an innocent woman was sent to her doom to the center of the Sun or just the Sun itself. It's wrong and it's a bad idea for this episode. But, since that really didn't happen, I'm not going to give this episode a 8.5/10 rating like I just was about to do after changing 9.4/10 which is now 9.7/10. This episode was clever and excellent. I liked the idea of the boys attempting to be a lesbian and literally licking carpet.

    A substitute is here and her name is Ms. Ellen. All the boys like her, even Stan, and Wendy is mad. She wants Stan all for herself, which is totally hot and I would totally love that if a girl liked me that much.

    This episode was hilarious!moreless

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Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions

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  • Trivia

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    • This episode marks the first time a girl uses the "f - word" on the show. Edit
    • Visitor Sighting: When the Iraq terrorists come in the room, the kids hide under their desk, then a real alien head on the pegboard blinks! (on the right side) Edit
    • When Mr. Garrison is walking down the street after he had his nose surgery, the song playing is "Shadow Dancing" by Andy Gibb. Edit
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    • This was one of the rare South Park episodes that was rated TV-14. Tom s Rhinoplasty was rated TV-14 LV Edit
    • In the opening credits, Natasha Henstridge is billed as "The Chick From Species". Edit
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    • Stan: I can't wait to show Miss Ellen what a raging lesbian I am! Cartman: I'm a bigger lesbian then you! Stan: You're a fatter lesbian then me! Kyle: Screw you guys, I'm king lesbian! Edit
    • Wendy: Stan, you know Valentine's Day is coming up. Stan: Yeah, I know. Wendy: I was thinking maybe we could go on a cruise. Stan: Dude, I can't afford a cruise! Wendy: I know. We could sit in a box in your back yard, and pretend it's a cruise. Cartman: (Laughs hysterically) That's so lame! Wendy: Then maybe we can dress up in costumes, like we're getting married. Cartman: (Laughs) Stop it! You're killing me over here! Edit
    • (Wendy walks into the classroom in a black leather outfit) Clyde: Is that Wendy Testaburger? Cartman: Whoa! She looks like that chick from Grease, Elton John! Edit
  • Allusions

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    • Contact: Mr. Garrison finally throws up after his nose-job when the movie Contact is mentioned, as he considers It a terrible movie. Edit
    • Shadow Dancing: Whenever Mr. Garrison is seen after his rhinoplasty surgery, the song Shadow Dancing performed by Andy Gibb is played. Edit
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