Voice of Stan Marsh; Eric Theodore Cartman; Herbert Garrison; Officer Barbrady; Terrance; Timmy; Ned Gerblanski; Satan; Randy Ma
Voice of Kyle Broflovski; Kenny McKormick; Gerald Broflovski; Pip Pirrup; Jesus; Jimbo Kearn; Phillip; Saddam; Various Others
Voice of Wendy Testaburger; Liane Cartman; Sheila Broflovski; Sharon Marsh; Mrs. McKormick; Mayor McDaniels; Ms. Crabtree; Princ
Voice of Jerome "Chef" McElroy
Voice of Ms. Ellen
Voice of Bebe
Singing Voice (uncredited)
This episode marks the first time a girl uses the "f - word" on the show.
Visitor Sighting: When the Iraq terrorists come in the room, the kids hide under their desk, then a real alien head on the pegboard blinks! (on the right side)
When Mr. Garrison is walking down the street after he had his nose surgery, the song playing is "Shadow Dancing" by Andy Gibb.
"Terrorist Speak" (Derka Derka, Blak an Blak) is introduced in this episode, to parody a Middle Eastern dialect. This "speak" has since been used when any Middle Eastern person talks. Examples include "Osama Bin Laden Wears Farty Pants," and in Matt and Trey's non-South Park related film "Team America: World Police."
In the classroom, the lowercase letters are in reverse order on the blackboard.
Stan's barf turned pink to brown and then pink again.
The sound of Stan throwing up at Wendy is different to the episodes Cartman Gets an Anal Probe and Pinkeye in the flashback scenes.
In the flashback scene of Stan and Kyle on the hobby elephants, if you watch very carefully when Wendy speaks to Stan, you'll notice the film slightly jumped/cut a little.
While Chef is singing to Ms Ellen, there's a shot of the kids all facing the front with their eyes forward, but look at Bebe, she's looking to her right.
When we see the kids in the classroom the next day all smiling, but if you look closely to your right and you'll see that Bebe is smiling too. How's this possible?!, she was angry with Wendy earlier on and told the boys to act like 8 year olds.
The chocolate pie stain on Cartman's mouth dissapeared when the kids gasped.
Listen to when Ms Ellen opened Wendy's present, There was no ripping sound.
Wouldn't Kyle hear Stan saying "Loser gift" in his coughing voice?
When Cartman said "I wish I knew how to spell", if you look to the right Wendy isn't in her seat but in the next scene she is.
After Wendy shouted "NO I'M NOT ACTING LIKE A FREAK!!!!" Look at the male kid to your right who is seating just BEHIND Bebe, he has brown hair, but when Wendy and Bebe walked away he has black hair.
When Mr Garrison looked at himself in the mirror, Mr Hat is on the left side of the mirror, but it's wrong! Mr Hat should be on Mr Garrison's left hand not on his right hand.
Wendy comes to class dressed in black leather. So does Ms. Ellen. When Mr. Garrison returns to tell the class he's going to quit teaching, Wendy is in her seat dressed as usual. When Stan talks, she's in black leather again.
Stan: I can't wait to show Miss Ellen what a raging lesbian I am!
Cartman: I'm a bigger lesbian then you!
Stan: You're a fatter lesbian then me!
Kyle: Screw you guys, I'm king lesbian!
Wendy: Stan, you know Valentine's Day is coming up.
Stan: Yeah, I know.
Wendy: I was thinking maybe we could go on a cruise.
Stan: Dude, I can't afford a cruise!
Wendy: I know. We could sit in a box in your back yard, and pretend it's a cruise.
Cartman: (Laughs hysterically) That's so lame!
Wendy: Then maybe we can dress up in costumes, like we're getting married.
Cartman: (Laughs) Stop it! You're killing me over here!
(Wendy walks into the classroom in a black leather outfit)
Clyde: Is that Wendy Testaburger?
Cartman: Whoa! She looks like that chick from Grease, Elton John!
Wendy: It's time to whip out the eclipse shoebox thing! (Wendy puts it up to her left eye, then smiles) Bye-bye, Ms. Ellen.
Wendy: Ms.Ellen, can I talk to you?
Ms. Ellen: Of course Wendy.
Wendy: I can't help but notice you've taken a liking to my boyfriend Stan.
Ms. Ellen: Well I've taken a liking to all of you. You're all so young and cute and full of life...
Wendy: Can I tell you something Ms. Ellen?
Ms. Ellen: Of course Wendy.
Wendy: Don't f*** with me!
Ms. Ellen: (surprised) What?
Wendy: You heard me! Stay away from my man, bitch, or I'll whoop your sorry little ass back to last year! (gets off the seat & walks away) Bye, Ms.Ellen.
Stan: (Throws up after Ms. Ellen speaks to him, Wendy looks shocked)
Ms. Ellen: Do you need to go to the nurse's office, Stanley?
Cartman: No, he always pukes when he's in love.
Stan: I'll kick your ass, Cartman!
Ms. Ellen: So you're alright?
(Stan throws up again and Wendy frowns)
Tom: All righty then. Now I must warn you, Mr. Garrison, that there are risks. You could wind up a hideous, foul shadow of a creature, so terrifyingly ugly that you're forced to live in the sewers, only emerging at nighttime for scraps of food.
Mr. Garrison: I can live with that.
Wendy: Stan? We're still Valentines, right?
Stan: Sure, Wendy, whatever.
Kyle: Hey! We should buy Ms. Ellen Valentine's Day presents.
Stan: Yeah! We'll go to the mall tonight!
Cartman: I'm gonna buy a vacuum cleaner. Chicks like vacuum cleaners.
Principal Victoria: Children, I have some difficult news for you. Mr. Garrison won't be teaching for awhile, he's going to have surgery (class cheers) so you're going to have a substitute teacher, and I want you to show the substitute the same respect you show for Mr. Garrison. (Kyle raises hand)...Yes little boy?
Kyle: We don't have respect for Mr. Garrison.
Cartman: Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.
Tom: Have you ever seen that movie, "Contact"?
(Mr. Garrison pukes)
Mr. Garrison: Oh, stop! That movie was terrible! Wait the entire movie to see the alien and it's her goddamn father!
Chef: Hello there, children! What's all this I hear about a new teacher?
Kyle: Ms. Ellen, dude; she's beautiful!
Chef: Is she like, uh, Vanessa Williams beautiful or Toni Braxton beautiful? Or Pamela Anderson beautiful? Or is she Erin Grey in the second season of "Buck Rogers" beautiful?
Stan: Yeah, that one!
Chef: (impressed) Wooof! I've got to meet this woman!
Ms. Ellen: Now, children, let's review our multiplication tables. (Cartman raises his hand) Cartman?
Cartman: What's a multiplication table?
Ms. Ellen: Didn't Mr. Garrison teach multiplication? (the class stares back) Well, where did he leave off?
Cartman: We were learning about how Yasmine Bleeth is going out with that Richard Greco guy that used to be on 21 Jump Street but then he got his own show for just a little while.
Wendy: Don't f(beep)k with me!
Wendy: I AM NOOOOOT AAAAACTING LIKE A FREEEEEEAK!!!!
This was one of the rare South Park episodes that was rated TV-14. Tom s Rhinoplasty was rated TV-14 LV
In the opening credits, Natasha Henstridge is billed as "The Chick From Species".
Mr. Garrison finally throws up after his nose-job when the movie Contact is mentioned, as he considers It a terrible movie.
Whenever Mr. Garrison is seen after his rhinoplasty surgery, the song Shadow Dancing performed by Andy Gibb is played.
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