R. Kelly: (singing) I was just standing here. Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet. Then John Travolta come and now, John Travolta in the closet too. Please, Tom Cruise and John Travolta come out the closet! But then I calm myself down, and I pull out my gun! (everyone runs away and screams)
News Reporter: Oh jeez! Here we go with the gun again (runs away)
R.Kelly: (grabs woman) If Tom Cruise and John Travolta don't come out the closet, I'm gonna cap this bitch!