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South Park

Season 9 Episode 12

Trapped in the Closet

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Nov 16, 2005 on Comedy Central

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    • (R. Kelly, Tom Cruise, and John Travolta sing about being in the closet)
      R. Kelly: I've been asked to come up here, get you both out of the closet. Man, this is some crazy shit. Why won't you both just come out the closet?
      And they said -
      Tom Cruise & John Travolta: We're not comin' out the closet, so you can just go away.
      R. Kelly: But everyone wants you out the closet.
      Tom Cruise & John Travolta: That doesn't matter 'cause we're gonna stay.
      R. Kelly: Now I'm startin' to get angry, so I pull out my gun! I'm gonna give you a count of three to open this closet door. One, I'm gonna shoot you both. Two, I'm gonna cap some bitch. Three - (the door opens and R. Kelly goes in) Now I'm in the closet. Now I'm in the closet too.

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