South Park

Season 9 Episode 12

Trapped in the Closet

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Nov 16, 2005 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Tom Cruise: Haven't I done well, L. Ron? Haven't you enjoyed my acting? Which film did you like best?
      Stan: Well. I mean, you're not, you're not like as good as Leonardo di Caprio, but you're okay, I guess.
      Tom Cruise: What?
      Stan: I mean, you're not Gene Hackman or that guy who played Napoleon Dynamite, but you're okay.
      Tom Cruise: I'm nothing. I'm a failure in the eyes of the Prophet! (runs in the closet)