Tom Cruise: Haven't I done well, L. Ron? Haven't you enjoyed my acting? Which film did you like best?
Stan: Well. I mean, you're not, you're not like as good as Leonardo di Caprio, but you're okay, I guess.
Tom Cruise: What?
Stan: I mean, you're not Gene Hackman or that guy who played Napoleon Dynamite, but you're okay.
Tom Cruise: I'm nothing. I'm a failure in the eyes of the Prophet! (runs in the closet)