South Park

Season 9 Episode 12

Trapped in the Closet

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Nov 16, 2005 on Comedy Central

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    • Nicole Kidman: Tom? Tom, it's Nicole.
      Tom Cruise: Uh, hi, Nicole.
      Nicole Kidman: Tom, don't you think this has gone on long enough? It's time for you to come out of the closet.
      Tom Cruise: I'm not, I'm not in the closet.
      Nicole Kidman: Yes you are, Tom. And you need to just end this and come out. I'm not gonna think any differently of you. Katie's not gonna think any differently of you. You don't need to be in that closet anymore, Tom.
      Tom Cruise: I'm not in here, though.
      Nicole Kidman: Yes, you are.
      Tom Cruise: I'm not, ...I'm not in the closet.
      Nicole Kidman: Then how am I talking to you, Tom? [pause] Tom, you can't hide forever just because the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard doesn't like your acting. Come out of the closet, Tom. You're not fooling anyone.
      Tom Cruise: I'm, I'm not, I'm not in here.

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