Stan: Look, is this a religion? Because my family is like, Catholic or something.
Brian: Oh, that's not a problem at all. Scientology is more of an alternative to psychology than a religion.
Stan: Then how come that sign says "Church of Scientology"?
Brian: Oh, that's just a thing. (changes subject) What's the Denver Broncos' record now? Six and two?
Stan: Seven and two.
Brian: Wow! That's great!