South Park

Season 10 Episode 7


Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM May 03, 2006 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • (Cartman enters Stan's living room as Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Butters are playing Monopoly)
      Cartman: Hey guys, I've got some pretty big news... (sigh) ...I ran away from home... Yeah, my mom just... doesn't care about me anymore, so I just moved out. She didn't even try to stop me. It's gonna be tough livin' on my own... but I'll get by, somehow...
      Stan: (uninterested) You can't stay here.
      Cartman: Maybe you didn't hear me! I ran away! I don't have anywhere to sleep! I'm out on the streets!
      Kyle: (uninterested) You're not staying at my house either.
      Cartman: All right, that's fine! Butters, I'll crash with you.
      Butters: No. My parents won't let me bring homeless people home anymore.
      Cartman: (getting pissed off) Well, what do you guys expect me to do?! Stay at Kenny's house?! His family's totally poor! I'm not staying with poor people!
      (Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Butters continue to play Monopoly without caring for Cartman)
      Cartman: All right, I'll stay with Kenny! Let's go, man!
      Kenny: (muffled) F(beep)k you.
      Cartman: Ooh! Well, I guess now we see just how supportive friends can be! When the chips are down, you won't even lend a hand! I'll just go sleep on the street somewhere! Out in the cold! Probably get mugged and gang-raped by some minorities! You guys will be sorry when I turn up dead! (storms out of the room)