South Park

Season 10 Episode 7

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM May 03, 2006 on Comedy Central

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    • Nanny Stella: What else are you feeling, Eric?
      Cartman: Well, I'm feeling confused, because I don't understand why you became a nanny.
      Nanny Stella: Me? Well, it's because I love children like you.
      Cartman: Right, but... if you love children so much, how come you're not a mommy?
      Nanny Stella: Oh, I just never had kids.
      Cartman: Why not?
      Nanny Stella: It... just... didn't happen.
      Cartman: You're sterile, is that it?
      (Nanny Stella is taken aback)
      Cartman: No, that's too convenient of an excuse. The truth is, nobody ever wanted to have babies with you. Isn't that it?
      (Nanny Stella becomes horrified)
      Cartman: Always the mom's maid and never the mom? Must be hard on you, knowing that the years are ticking away, your friends all getting married and, all the while, your uterus slowly shriveling away, drying up, becoming totally worthless.
      Nanny Stella: Why, you, you... YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!! How dare you?!
      Liane: (calmly) Eric, naughty.
      Nanny Stella: (picks Cartman up by the collar) What kind of monster would...
      Cartman: Yes, let the anger come! Strike me down while you can! But it won't make your dried-up ovaries any more fertile!

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