South Park

Season 3 Episode 5

Tweek vs. Craig

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Jun 23, 1999 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • MORAL#1:
      Woman: Richard, you have to go on. I want you to be happy.
      Adler: But I never got to say goodbye to you.
      Woman: Then say it now, Richard.
      Richard: Goodbye...
      Woman: There. Now are you happy?
      Adler: No
      Woman: Of course you aren't. Saying goodbye doesnt mean anything. It's the times that we lived in that matters, not how we left it.
      Adler: You're right... You're right!
      Grandma: Richard! It's me! Grandma!
      Adler: Grandma?! Hi, Gram
      Corey: Hey, Richard! Remember me?!
      Adler: Uncle Corey! Wow, you're all alive again!
      Corey: No, we're dead!

      Stan: Hey, guys. How are ya feeling?
      Tweek: Ahh!
      Craig: Uhh.
      Stan: Yeah, well, we have something to say.
      Kyle: We wanted to see who was the toughest. WE made you fight each other. WE made up all that stuff we said.
      *Craig flips off boys*
      Cartman: Yes, you can flip us off Craig, we deserve that. We just came by to apologize, we feel so bad.